BobOfTheHedgeField

Decapitation

I had thrown on my mask and activated Stealth, whoever these ‘magical girl killers’ were, I was prepared to shed blood if they really did live up to their name. My right fist twitched with anger as I considered the most likely...

Magical Girl has WON

Normally I'd just write a chapter, but because I still update this one semi regularly I'll let you guys vote on whether you want a 3-4k word chapter or a shorter Omake you can choose from three options. This poll isn't going to be open for too lon...

Poll closing soon

The race is close this time, so remember to vote on the Polls!

https://www.patreon.com/posts/patreon-poll-iii-133304964

And this one is wo...

Spaghetti and Syr's Fall

Now that I was fitted in my new outfit I was feeling ready for the coming day. I hadn’t gotten rid of my old clothes, but I held them in my hand as I made my way home. We were running short on Valis, with only 500 remaining. That was alright tho...

Crouching Insect, Hidden Dragon

“Well I must thank you for informing me of such an event.” I remarked formally, but internally my curiosity grew. That individual was certainly a follower of THEM, so being careful around that purple haired fellow in the future wouldn’t be a...

I Admire You

Her hand was outstretched in a fist with bite marks upon it as she held it out to the twin maids. While I knew what they were most likely ta

Her hand was outstretched in a fist with bite marks upon it as she held it out to the twin maids. Wh...

Telling Off Some Angry Old Guy

Our little group had a third member who would be sleeping with us now! 

His name was Heir and he was my best friend sword! Finally, you have returned to me, and you even have a cool new name! I had to keep him sheathed though, otherwise...

Alliances and Enemies

I’d gotten home. Finally! I immediately hopped into the shower after giving my mother a tired wave. Dealing with a chunni was exhausting work, is this how everyone felt after dealing with Veil? 

I’d finished up my conversation with ...

My Best Friend

Isabelle Cranel POV

This was not ideal. Andrew had refused to sleep with me due to a small argument I’d had with Hestia over who was to rest beside him. I could see how it troubled him, yet my desire to have him all to myself was interferi...

Patreon Poll III

Back with another Poll! Dungeon and 101 aren't on this one, but Dungeon will be returning next time, so I know lots of you guys will be voting for that one! Also because nobody voted for the Limbus Company/Clair Obscur fics, I've removed them for ...

Dirty Work

My breath hitched, my vision blurred. Yet I still spoke. Of all the people in my life here in this new world, there was only one person I could always rely on. Who never turned me away, even when my jokes didn’t land, even when I was working wit...

Announcement: Poll II

Looks like Cucking Satella 101 has won! Therefore I'll be making a new chapter for that guy pretty soon because its been a minute since its got an update!

Thank you to everyone for voting!

Realization:Radiance

The day blew by like a hurricane, the whole gang had split up with Hestia taking a bunch of Valis to buy toiletries and prepare us food while Belle and I trained an insane amount. I’d stopped by Welf’s workshop too, but unfortunately the sword...

Sweet Dreams

I walked with Belle closeby, and truth be told I was a little bit lost. I put my hand on my chin and slowly looked around before coming to an idea. Was it the best idea? Probably not, but I wasn’t that smart anyways!

“Belle, I think we�...

Tricksters and Chunnis

Everyone else seemed to be pretty tired, we’d lost track of time and everyone was completely full of food. I’d held off on eating so much, but I’d been glad to supply it for everyone else. Honestly I was surprised they could eat so much . . ...

Within My Self Fooled Mind

I held Belle in my arms as I moved home. Her face was stained with tears, but I wiped them away. Leaving her face sleeping softly with a peaceful smile. I blushed faintly while staring at her form. She really was cute! Though not just in the norma...

Confession of the Moonlight Rabbit

After bidding Mr. Dagda goodbye I started to walk alongside my compariot. She seemed as though I would grab her at any moment, my back her chariot to be. Yet I did no such thing! Instead I just walked alongside her with a smile. 

Going ...

So Many Lonely People

Subaru had practically forced me to drop her down, and she even landed a strike on my face which hurt quite a bit which caused the initial drop. Though I couldn’t really blame her for the blow. After all, I'd picked her up when she explicitly sa...

Patron Poll II

Poll 2 has arrived, and Shounen Protagonist isn't going to be in this one but will be returning in (2) Polls! Go ahead and cast your vote, let's see who wins this time!

(Also on an unrelated note I'll prolly drop a chapter later today...

Battle(non-violent) Between Light and Dark

“Well then, we should probably get ourselves a meal. Do you two have anything in mind?” Asking our new guests for meal recommendations was a good way to hit it off, or at least I thought it was. I was still pretty new to the ‘having friends�...

Canon Omake: Dungeon-Chan's Seething I

Hunger.

Unfathomable Hate.

The Desire to Bring Ruin to Them. 

These are the three core principles of my existence. I who is sealed under the earth, my Flesh boiling in malice towards the jailers above me.

I ha...

Dungeon POV Omake Wins!

Looks like the Dungeon POV has been chosen and will be in the works! Next poll will be in about a week!

Thank you to everyone who voted!

Slice Price Increase

This won't affect old members but I've decided to increase the price of the lowest tier from 2$ -> 3$ this is for the simple reason of I need more money and I'd prefer to spend time writing. I live in an expensive state to say ...

Break Time Gone Wrong

“Alright then, what do you need me to do?” I decided to get right down to business. No point in putting it off, especially since Ram was here to pick me up! I gave her a smile along with my response. I didn’t remember much of her from the or...

Announcement!

For the next Poll I will most likely not add Dungeon Vs. Shounen Protagonist as an option because it won so hard in the previous one. I'll probably remove the previous winner and the one before that from Polls to allow voting to be more diverse in...

Poker Face, Real Face

Rank 7: The Reward - Awakens a special skill within the Fool Arcana.

Considerate -> Empathetic

We wrapped things up at the Hotel quite quickly after our conversation, and of course I made sure to wa...

The New Job

Natsuki Subaru POV

We moved down the hall and my heart pounded in my chest. It was time to get started. I wouldn’t let anyone die this time. My mind stirred back to my previous loops, and despite my resolve for the future I couldn’t shak...

Hygiene Matters . . . and so Does Hope!

Day Four of the Dungeonless Week

I slowly moved out of bed, I was a little confused over what just happened. I let out a sigh and turned down to Hestia who wore the same outfit she always did. I smiled softly at her sleeping form. 2025-06-13 23:32:51 +0000 UTC View Post

Shounen Protagonist Poll

Look's like Shounen Protagonist has won the Poll! To everyone who cheered it on you get a rain of confetti. I've got some Omake options for the lot of you to see what you would like for the Omake!

Weak Physique Adventures

??? POV

It had been so long since I’d felt a pain like the one I’d currently experienced. I’d been slammed into the ground, my bones cracked in places I couldn’t comprehend, and blood leaked from my orifices as I stared up at the wom...