Hey hey Patrons!
We're back in the bar and the specter of incest REIGNS SUPREME WITHOUT FAIL!
Stoked to be rocking with the quality cringe and class conscious comedy of The White Lotus!
And we apparently have a new TEAM GREEN! 2025-02-17 18:07:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hey Patrons!
So we're back with the Penulitmate episode of Season 2 of Squid Game!
Thanos in Infinity War said it himself: You should have gone for the head.
And clearly Player 333 saw that movie!
We get a bunch of o...
2025-02-16 15:57:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to our Reaction Session Patrons!
We're back with some more Severance and while we were just milling through a WTF Masturbation Forest last week, this week we're getting into processing the wild shit that's gone down and how Mark is j...
2025-02-14 23:20:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with a MUCH quicker turn around for Season 3 of Invincible!
And goddamn it we are just anteing up turning Mark into his Dad with the Oliver Brightburn of it all!
Deb, who remains the heart of the sh...
2025-02-13 02:44:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hey Cousins!
We're back with a new ep of The Bear and this is a FIST PUMPER of an episode!
Richie's journey is a delightful one!
A great deep dive into the hardships and pleasure of doing something as perfect as possible. ...
2025-02-10 02:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with some more DanDaDan and THIS IS WHY WE SUIT UP FOR THE BIG GAME FOLKS!
Honestly tho, this is exactly why we love this show!
Mr. Mantis Shrimp and his milk blood deficient son, are like the most ...
2025-02-09 21:45:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with the DING DANG premiere of Season 8 of Game of Thrones!
The Infamous final season!
....and we like this one!
We get among the most satisfying reunions, but also, reunions on top of reunio...
2025-02-09 02:02:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with another episode of Severance and Ol' Tanktop decided to pull a Cloveldig and skip town for a min!
He'll be back for next week and we'll be completely locked in for rest of this INCREDIBLE show's run! ...
2025-02-08 19:50:08 +0000 UTC View PostHey hey Patron-Stans!
We're back with another slammer of a Gravity Falls and hot damn is this a banger!
First off, we've come to know this does take place in the Rick & Morty universe (or atleast a version of it) but we didn't kno...
2025-02-08 01:58:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hey Patrons!
We'e back with another TOTALLY CALMING AND NOT STRESSFUL episode of Squid Game!
Another tense one with a crazy cliffhanger!
How in the world is Gi-Hun so damn trusting of ANOTHER No. 1?!? Like, sorry to all th...
2025-02-06 23:46:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hey Patronkins in PatronkinLand!
We got an extra special one for ya!
The Musical/Prequel/Smash Hit of 2024!
We've been holding space for this one for a min! It's Wicked youse guys!
Sean and Morgan hang for this one and ...
2025-02-05 01:48:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey yall!
So just a heads up! As you know we had our editor Kenny who had a myraid of health and personal trajedies happen and some of the stuff he was handling had to be put on hold!
One of them was our Vox Machina S3 reactions! We'...
2025-02-03 03:49:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with another gut-wrenching episode of child-game fuckery!
Sad rifle girl is mucking up the works for the organ harvesting side hustle!
Machine Gun Korea aka Thanos is a chaos agent that we are fancinat...
2025-02-03 02:49:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey there top dawgs,
This week, we are circling back around for episode 2 of Fleabag!
Thanks to Da Big Appa aka Cord for the pick!
Follow this unlisted link to ...
2025-02-01 15:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hey Fetid Moppets!
We're back with some more Severance and the EXPORT HALLWAY JUST GOES DEEPER YALL!
Goat town is found yet again but with another Goat, it's Gwendolyn Christie as the keeper of the Goats or something!
We WOND...
2025-02-01 01:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hey PatronFinns!
We are SO BACK with the new Vinland Saga and we are getting into some dicey stuff with Thorkell and company!
The chase in the snow is taking it's damn toll on crew but Askeladd manages to capture the English Army ...
2025-01-30 02:52:22 +0000 UTC View PostHey hey PatronFinns!
We are back with a HUANTING unexpectedly emotional death for our fave annoying Conehead Skullet Ragnar!
He's sorta been over coddling Canute, but now we see the reason why and we just have a more full vision of th...
2025-01-26 23:09:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hey Turbo-Patrons!
We're back on our DanDaDan BS!
And this one is sorta treads a touch of water both literally and figuratively...
We get to showcase Airia's power set and its a ball to watch!
The creepy aliens are ...
2025-01-25 21:46:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with another episode of Severance and we're down one team member but it's just a cold, nothing serious ...... (smiles creepily).
Morgan has a case of the Bubonz and had to sit this week out but we got some...
2025-01-24 22:31:05 +0000 UTC View PostHey hey Patron-Stans!
We're back and discussing being the damn boss in Gravity Falls!
Enjoy while 3 buisness owners have a surprisingly cathartic and also frustrating time with this one!
Also, Morgan is just Mabel as a boss FOR...
2025-01-24 21:07:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hey Patrons!
We're back and a new SNAKE FACE FUCKER JUST DROPPED!
Good lord, we are finally back on the island and we did NOT miss it!
But honestly, who wouldn't wanna trip balls if they were playing this shit!
Also...
2025-01-22 01:56:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with THE BIG FAT FUCKIN' FINALE OF SEASON 7 of Game of Thrones!
Whooboy!
Just a couple two'tree things happen in this ep, ya know?
We got meetings! Renunions! Clegane Bowl Teases!
Fuck...
2025-01-21 22:35:20 +0000 UTC View PostHey yall!
Hope you're doing as well as you can be today!
Just a quick update!
S7x7 of GoT Drops tomorrow!
Same with Squid Game S2E3 and a special Manly Movie Monday!
Some technical difficulties landed us behind t...
2025-01-21 01:32:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hey Patron-ies!
Sean just got caught up with this BANGER of an Apple + show and HOT DAMN ARE IN THE THICK OF IT for Severance S2!
Yall, just like this show always be doin', you answer one question and 3 more take it's place!
<... 2025-01-17 21:20:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hey Patrons!
Yall been waiting 3 years after this?!?!
WTF.
Also, shout out to Dylan and his willpower/conditinoning!
How he wasn't sweating bullets I'll never know! Also, let's get some damn tape in this mfer!
Hey hey PatronFinns!
We're back with some more Vinland Saga and we are getting into some of the most existentially dark stuff that this show has thrown at us yet!
Also, is this gal gonna be a recurring character?
So brutal and ...
2025-01-17 17:29:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hey Patrons!
Well this group of eps KNOCKED MY SOCKS OFF!
Like seriously, some great twists and new nuggets of info!
Also, we need another WELLNESS CHECK!
Hey hey Patrons!
The speed run continues!
Goddamn this is getting JUICY and DESPERATE ON ALL SIDES!
Helly did the thing! She deleted the scary numbers!
Do the fucking requests EVEN EVER GET TO THEIR OUTIES?!
Petey bit...
2025-01-16 18:16:22 +0000 UTC View PostHey hey Patron-Stans!
We're back with another Gravity Faaaaawlllls!
And you know we love a spooky moment and we love Summer and we love Halloween.
So we are given for our good deeds - SUMMERWEEN!
HOLY HELL DOES TH...
2025-01-16 02:14:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hey Patrons!
So to prep for Season 2 of Severance droppign this week, Sean will be dropping his speed run of Season 1!
The subtle UNEASINESS of the mystery of this show is palpable from the jump!
Why are we still awake whi...
2025-01-15 18:13:07 +0000 UTC View Post