- Luke -
Luke’s hands shook as he swallowed fistfuls of berries. He waited and waited, but there was no effect. He screamed into the void, “I want my hallucinations! Give them back!”
He had been trapped in t...
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“Circle is complete… now let the mana flow away, but only toward the interior of the circle…” Andre was breathing heavily as he forced his mana to work as he needed it. “Done!”
His concentration broke, and t...
2020-06-17 14:46:49 +0000 UTC View Post
- Andre -
“You know what?” Xan told a sweating and bleeding Andre. “A year isn’t all that bad for figuring out how to make your first real circle. “Beyond that, you are really embracing the theory more than an...
2020-06-15 14:39:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Luke broke into a downhill sprint, moving as fast as he could while holding his massive bone and being covered in several inches of leather. The water on him was vaporizing, turning to gas as he charged along. Some goats got in his wa...
2020-06-12 14:14:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Luke looked at his weapon again and gulped. It was at least four feet long and about two feet wide at the thickest point. “Good thing whatever this came from is already dead…”
Over the next three months, Luke worked to fam...
2020-06-10 16:17:49 +0000 UTC View Post
- Luke -
Luke scraped at his combat perch stone and grunted. The last two-and-a-half years had been intense, and was basically a blur of killing goats and testing his battle prowess. A diet of only protein hadn't been great<...
2020-06-08 14:28:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Taylor sent a fireball spinning toward the fleeing Fear, the spider-shaped spellform screeching as it dropped to the ground and tried to put out the flames. Taylor grumbled as she stalked toward it. “Oh, sure, imag...
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Before she could even scream, they landed and Taylor was able to see the illusion they had just passed through. Master Don started walking forward right away, more grim and serious than she had ever seen him. “Taylor, do you know wh...
2020-06-03 14:26:34 +0000 UTC View Post
- Taylor -
“You’re pretty messed up, Master Don.” Taylor was looking at the landscape, the stacks of books that went on forever, and the flames that were reflected in Master Don’s eyes. His smile as he had sent the explo...
2020-06-01 15:05:08 +0000 UTC View Post
“Oh… celestial. I can't believe I would ever do something that dumb.” Andre was rehashing old conversations with Xan, who was laughing at the embarrassment that the initiate was feeling.
“You were given the mind...
2020-05-29 15:46:40 +0000 UTC View Post
- Andre -
Andre munched on an apple as he listened to Xan’s lecture. The last month and a half had been… informative. He had been doing nothing but twice-daily exercises and reading the massive volumes of information that Xa...
2020-05-27 14:20:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Two weeks had passed, and Luke had given up on hope of rescue. With all the other initiates, and a new apprentice, it was unlikely that the Archmage was going to devote too much time to rescuing him, so he needed to find his own way o...
2020-05-25 13:35:19 +0000 UTC View Post- Luke -
Luke walked around the pool of water that he had fallen into, looking at the waterfall that was seemingly pouring from the sky. There was no evidence that the cave he had jumped from had ever existed. The world just ended b...
2020-05-22 18:15:32 +0000 UTC View Post- Andre -
“This sucks.” Andre petulantly stated as they plodded along the seemingly endless plains.
“Yup.” His teacher agreed sullenly. He had his own reasons.
“Are we just gonna walk forever, or are you gonn...
2020-05-20 14:07:24 +0000 UTC View PostBig ol' chapter!
~ 9 ~
Taylor looked at the book in her lap, contemplating it for a moment before running a finger down it's spine. It shuddered and fell open, revealing details of her life that even she had forgo...
2020-05-18 12:39:31 +0000 UTC View PostMaster Don seemed to be alternating between fury and… something else. “You let it read you! It now knows absolutely everything about you, and will record everything that happens from here on! Think of this as the m...
2020-05-15 15:05:16 +0000 UTC View Post
- Taylor -
“What just happened?” Taylor was panicking, her lifelong friend had suddenly vanished, and no one appeared to know why. In fact, Master Don said he was dead.
“I’m honestly not ...
2020-05-13 17:30:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Luke flew out the portal, landing heavily on his back. Luckily, the pack he was wearing took the brunt of the fall, saving him from shredding his skin on the rough cave floor. Gasping in an attempt to regain his breath, he looked arou...
2020-05-11 13:25:25 +0000 UTC View Post
“Are you sure you will all be okay without me? I know there are a bunch more boots to make.” Luke nearly begged his father.
“We’ll be fine, son. We’re proud of you, by the way.”
Luke looked over, startled at th...
2020-05-08 15:55:06 +0000 UTC View Post
“Right you were, gentlemen! Why so nervous, young man? You may not even have any power! If you do, it isn’t like you become a slave! You get paid well, live in luxury… so many benefits, just for servin...
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2020-04-29 13:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostHere we go! We're starting the new series today, I hope you love reading it as much as I am loving writing it!!
Series name: Full Murderhobo,
Enjoy!
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2020-04-27 14:47:16 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Friday friends!!
I just sent out the final version of Ruthless to you using your Patreon email. Look for an email from help@bookfunnel.com to grab your copy before the ...
2020-04-24 19:41:15 +0000 UTC View PostA couple things! First off, no new chapters this week, as I am adding in all final edits and small changes to Ruthless! That will be sent to all $5+ patrons this Friday!
Second! Congrats to Kyle J Smith for winning the April...
2020-04-20 15:15:10 +0000 UTC View PostSo bittersweet to end this book! Don't forget that all the comments and issues brought up by patreons which I can address will be included in the final version that will get sent out to all of you on the 24th! Enjoy!
~ Epi...
2020-04-17 14:50:43 +0000 UTC View PostAll that remains is the epilogue! :'D
~ 58 ~
“Attack!” The people below charged the walls, but Joe didn’t bother to watch as arrows were traded, ladders were knocked away from the wall, and fireballs burned people to...
2020-04-15 16:05:17 +0000 UTC View Post
~ 57 ~
The mercenary was slapped away, and he went bouncing along the bodies that had piled up due to Joe’s Dark Lightning Strike. Arthur the Neigh-Bear fully phased into being, instantly becoming the focus of hundreds of peop...
2020-04-13 14:33:28 +0000 UTC View Post
~ 56 ~
Joe stumbled out of the Pathfinder’s Hall bruised and bloody. There were open wounds on him, and his right eye was swollen shut. He bent over and spat out a mouthful of blood, then lifted his head and looked at the huge...
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