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YoTS January ~ 43!

CHAPTER 43

While Grant struggled out of the fat suit, the judges conducted a heated debate. “This is most unorthodox.”

“He’s a murderer!” Shouted one of the other competitors, a House Tuesday Vassal. “Yo...

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YoTS January ~ 42!

CHAPTER 42

“La~a~adies and gentlemen! Welcome to the exhibition tournament, to honor the generous Lord January; he who provides for all! This event is sponsored in part by Big Betty’s Bakery, the premier bakery in Mid January....

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YoTS January ~ 41!

CHAPTER 41

Grant fumbled along yet another hallway that looked almost exactly like all the rest. At least this one had a portrait of Lord January to use as a marker, and if his memory served, that meant he was near the cells. Straining his...

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YoTS January ~ 40!

Extra-beefy chapter!


CHAPTER 40

“It has been confirmed by Auld Leap. Grant is our savior!” Marcus bellowed as they stepped into the large living area the Leaps had claimed for themselves. The room burst into cheers...

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YoTS January ~ 39!

CHAPTER 39

They descended an endless number of stone steps. “We must be under the castle now. This is where you keep your elder? Seems kinda… damp.”

“A bit to go yet.” Markus led him through a crack in the wall. It...

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YoTS January ~ 38!

CHAPTER 38

After stumbling blindly through the rancid tunnels, a soft light coming from ahead was almost blinding. Grant heard the sound of muffled chattering, and so slowly unsheathed February Twenty Nine. “I’m ready for whatever lies...

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YoTS January ~ 37!

CHAPTER 37

“No.” Grant puffed out his chest in defiance, even still resembling a child in front of the immense form of Count Tuesday.

“Have it your way. The law… is on my side.” Without wasting a single second, Cou...

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YoTS January ~ 36!

CHAPTER 36

Long shadows stretched between the crates that Grant had been allowed to sleep on overnight. There had been little fuss when he arrived; a single look at his thin, blood-speckled form, and Corporal Kane had ordered a vat of soup...

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YoTS January ~ 35!

CHAPTER 35

“What in the twelve districts happened to you?” Red was so concerned that he actually got out of his lounge chair as Grant limped into one of the guest suites that had been taken over by Sir Friday Twenty-ninth and ...

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YoTS January ~ 34!

CHAPTER 34

Another Wielder entered the arena, this time a Sir Thursday. The final pre-semifinal combatant was holding a curved sabre that had a filigreed guard sweeping around and protecting his hand. Grant nodded at the man, who inclined ...

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YoTS January ~ 33!

CHAPTER 33

The competitor’s dining hall - of course separate from the exhibition dining hall - was packed with Vassals and Wielders gathering their energy before or between fights. The dining hall was open throughout the day, so luckily ...

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YoTS January ~ 32!

CHAPTER 32

As Grant left the area and entered more familiar grounds, he cursed himself for being such a fool. Sarge piled on to make him feel worse, <Haha, you really showed him! I think the real reason the second most powerful...

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YoTS January ~ 31!

CHAPTER 31

Fields and days blended together as the carriage train trundled towards Castle January. Yellow and blue spring flowers jostled amongst the hedgerows lining vast never-ending fields. The promise of new life was in the air as wint...

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YoTS January ~ 30!

CHAPTER 30

The following day, he was forced to skip breakfast. The rich food he was not used to, combined with strange pain in his gut and stomach had kept him up all night. Grant hobbled over to the training yard, preparing to smack a woo...

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YoTS January ~ 29!

CHAPTER 29

The door to his private suite closed with a thunk, and Grant stood in the luxuriously appointed room. He looked around, almost scandalized by the sheer wealth on display here. “It’s just like the one in my dream, on...

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YoTS January ~ 28!

CHAPTER 28

Grant had a skip in his step as he left the armor emporium. The competition finally over, the plaza had been cleared of all people with extremely… impressive stature. Workers in protective suits were clearing up the devastatio...

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YoTS January ~ 27!

CHAPTER 27

*Ding*.

The small bell above the door rang brightly, completely the reverse of Bob's attitude as he looked up from his ledger. It took him a moment, but then his face brightened into a professional smile. “I did...

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YoTS: Lord January ~ 26!

CHAPTER 26

A pavilion was being raised in the center of the plaza, and something about it reached a part of him that was still lost in childish things. With nowhere better to go, Grant went over to take a look. There was a crew pulling on ...

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YoTS: Lord January ~ 25!

CHAPTER 25

Grant swung around as the commanding tone reached his ears. Waddling towards him briskly was a bulky figure wearing a pleated suit and half-moon eyeglasses draped on the end of a pointy nose. Grant could just barely make out the...

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YoTS: Lord January ~ 24!

CHAPTER 24

<Cultivation achievement level has multiple factors, and each level gained will give you bonus points in each characteristic. Before you ask, I’ll tell you that the amount earned varies. We’ll talk about the specifics lat...

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YoTS: Lord January ~ 23!

CHAPTER 23

A whistle blew, and Grant rubbed at his tired eyes. “Must be closing time?”

<You should get going. While you walk, I’ll explain to you how you can increase in cultivation achievement level.> Sa...

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YoTS: Lord January ~ 22!

CHAPTER 22

“You’re one crazy son of a goat!” A soot-covered steelworker slapped Grant on the back as he came down to walk among them.

“Is that what exercise is?” Another asked with awe in his voice...

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YoTS: Lord January ~ 21!

CHAPTER 21

Grant tried to turn himself inward, to get into the state that Sarge had told him would benefit his training the most. It was hard, and the heat of the furnaces was almost unbearable; but at least he had somewhe...

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YoTS: Lord January ~ 20!

CHAPTER 20

Skinny patted his stomach, belched, and drifted off to sleep in the chair at the end of breakfast. The meal had been as grand as it had been advertised, and everyone had laden Fergus’s wife with the compliment...

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YoTS: Lord January ~ 19!

CHAPTER 19

The group rested in a public lounge just inside the gates of Mid January, breathing heavily and fanning themselves. They had walked through the entire night, getting into the city just after the typical breakfas...

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YoTS: Lord January ~ 18!

CHAPTER 18

Grant burst through the open hole, startling the throng of guards and workers that had been trying to work up the motivation to investigate the noises and smoke. A range of weapons - lances, swords, even pitchfo...

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YoTS: Lord January ~ 17!

CHAPTER 17

Grant could feel his heart hammering as he stood at the bottom of a long flight of steps. He slowed his breathing by taking deep breaths, forcing his racing heart to calm down. It was so dark that, even with the...

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YoTS: Lord January ~ 16!

CHAPTER 16

As he hurried after the slow-moving caravan, it dawned on Grant that he hadn’t checked his stats in days. Now was as good a time as any. “Status.”

Name: Grant Monday

Class: Wielder...

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