Nacho ignored a steady stream of intrusive thoughts pressuring him to get back into combat while he sliced up a pound of the goat meat from just shy of fifteen feet away—remaining in the relative safety of the wagon’s shadow. A satisfying *
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At least a dozen of the goats and birds were actively attacking the caravan, which by itself meant that the fighters had their work cut out for them. Brie armored up in an ins...
2023-01-10 15:08:32 +0000 UTC View PostHi all!
Check your email! If you’re at the $5 tier or above, you’ve got an ebook waiting for you - AA13: Antelucan!
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2023-01-06 14:53:57 +0000 UTC View PostBright and early the next morning, Nacho, Reuben, and Brie were tromping down the Bove Road—the new name for their burgeoning superhighway. The cook had been opposed to the title at first, because of how many lives had already been lost to that ...
2023-01-06 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostThe night before they left for the UnderFun, Nacho collected his prize for hitting Tier one. He’d managed to extract a total of six hundred additional credits from processing the Cow Poke, and he was going to be raking in a ton more by selling h...
2023-01-05 12:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostKronos gave Nacho a happy little salute, which was disconcertingly out of place when a god-like entity was the one performing the action. The Patron was a tall man who looked kind of like a beloved fictional chaos theory mathematician traumatized ...
2023-01-04 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostDays later, Nacho was hard at work deep frying taco shells when the door to his kitchen was thrown open. The sudden interruption caused a knife to blink into his hand, spun around, and whipped at the intruder in an instant. He palmed another and d...
2023-01-03 12:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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2023-01-02 16:51:24 +0000 UTC View PostHi Guys!
I wanted to show you the cover art for Full Murderhobo: Everything, and see what you thought!
I want you guys to choose what we do. Do we use the regular image? The photo negative? Or something else entirely? The art is in the...
2023-01-02 16:46:49 +0000 UTC View PostNacho patted the rough hide armor of one of the big guys that pulled the wagons of their caravan. He chuckled as the man looked at him oddly, then started laughing outright after the increasingly confused worker accepted an apple that Nacho had be...
2023-01-02 12:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostBuilding the first forty living spaces had caused an uproar, as everyone demanded one for themselves. Nacho lobbed that negotiation off on Mayor Dan and walked away, informing him that the only people that could earn one needed to work for the gui...
2022-12-30 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostAfter breakfast, the trio left the guild hall through the door from Nacho’s kitchen and went straight down the south side of town. They passed another collection of tents on their walk to the southern edge of the limestone cliffs, where they sto...
2022-12-29 12:01:11 +0000 UTC View PostNacho made sure his oven was at temperature, nodding as he felt the radiating heat. With a practiced motion, he slid three skillets in to get the first round of biscuits going. He then poured everyone coffee or tea, trying not to note the fact tha...
2022-12-28 15:56:37 +0000 UTC View PostNacho and his friends retreated to the Barracks in high spirits, where they enjoyed an excellent lunch of basic potstickers, complete with sweet sauce. The cook was so excited that he bought a pan specific to making dumplings, which once more made...
2022-12-27 12:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe cook had no idea how he hadn’t noticed until it was pointed out, but the Costco just kept going past the boundary where the normal cinderblock walls should’ve ended. Another series of shelves lurked in the semidarkness, full of various obj...
2022-12-26 12:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostNacho didn’t know if Brie had done any damage to the rat or not. It was obviously a peak Tier one monster, leaving them little opportunity to actually cause it any harm. If it was close to level nineteen, they were going to find out exactly how ...
2022-12-23 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostThe next morning, Nacho and his friends didn’t need breakfast—but the people that were used to three squares a day started complaining almost as soon as they were preparing to start out. Unfortunately for them, the cook wasn’t about to bend ...
2022-12-22 12:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostNacho sat with Brie, Reuben, Taye, and Kristie on simple wooden benches they pulled close to the fire. Abby had helped shape the benches by hacking them out of the many trees that Bove had thrown to the ground around his lair. Out of everyone on A...
2022-12-21 12:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostEli ‘Nacho’ Naches stood blinking, trying to figure out how to process the fact that he was standing in a Costco, deep under the crust of what he’d thought was another world. He held a bag of nacho cheese Doritos in his hand and was so tired...
2022-12-20 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post“Say that again?” Richard Crave wasn’t sure he’d heard the Shadow Killer’s real name correctly. “I thought you said your name was-”
“Nacho,” the too-young kid told him with a wry grin. The Shadow Killer clearly wasn’t...
2022-12-19 15:51:12 +0000 UTC View PostAs an end of year treat, I'm going to put out a chapter every weekday until the end of the year, and likely through January depending on how far ahead I am on edits!
You. All. Rock!
2022-12-19 15:49:48 +0000 UTC View PostKilling the Bove didn’t give them many credits—only forty—but the System did give Brie a ten credit bonus for killing something above her Tier, which felt more like a kick in the teeth than a reward after how hard it had been to take out the...
2022-12-16 12:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostCrave wiggled his magic sleeping feather at Nacho. “Actually, I like my steak medium-rare.”
“We’re going to kill them, right?” Rizzo gripped two black short swords. He had probably found them in the deeper levels of the Chaos Coop....
2022-12-14 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostNacho hauled his pack, full of mostly food and water, while Brie and Reuben hid theirs in the tangle of trees. The cook carried the bow in his left hand and the lantern in his right, allowing them to see a little of the mammoth cave. The smooth st...
2022-12-12 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostNacho was itching to leave as soon as possible. It was still afternoon, and ideally, they’d be able to kill the Bove before nightfall. Most of the settlers had already rifled through their ruined tents in an attempt to salvage their gear, and ma...
2022-12-09 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostThe Dinner Party left through the main doors and emerged into the bright sunshine. A frosty wind was sweeping in from the north, letting the world know that it would start snowing any day now… and their first winter wasn’t going to be fun. At ...
2022-12-07 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostA week later, Nacho collapsed onto a bench at one of the long tables. He sat hunched over, absolutely assaulting the soup he’d made from some Rock Tarragon Ptarmigan; which a hunting party had found in a field. They weren’t nearly as big as th...
2022-12-05 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostOne hundred and eighty-six were people living on Armor Mountain, which was a good number for a community. All of them were between the ages of sixteen and fifty-five, so The Dinner Party fit right into the younger age bracket. The entire place had...
2022-12-02 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostKala didn’t yet have her Death Knight armor, her helmet, or the big black sword, but it was her all right—she had a nose so sharp he could cut his finger on it, and dark hair with a slash of gray down the middle. She’d been some kind of boxe...
2022-11-30 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostNacho knew he was dreaming, but he couldn’t wake himself up. A man in sunglasses stood in the middle of the game trail, dressed in jeans, cowboy boots, and a leather jacket. He wore a long, sheathed katana strapped to his side, and even if Nacho...
2022-11-28 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post