017 I Am Crazy with the Simulation
[8:00 AM]
After breakfast, you stuffed the explosive tags and your suitcase into the backpack, told Granny Yukina you'd be training in the morning and fishing by the river in the afternoon, then left the orphanage.
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016 I Am Crazy with the Simulation
"System, isn't it normal to get one Simulation Point after a run? Why did I get three this time?"
To clear up the confusion, Uchiha Kirin summoned the assistant.
『Ding~ Based on the user's performance during the simulation, t...
2025-05-08 22:07:28 +0000 UTC View Post015 I Am Crazy with the Simulation
Among the wounded ninja, many had family or friends in the unit. As a result, even though their numbers were dwindling, more Sharingan were awakened or upgraded within the group.
But no one felt any joy.
[Detected: User has suc...
2025-05-08 22:07:07 +0000 UTC View Post014 I Am Crazy with the Simulation
Simulation Start
Target Set: Root Ninja–"Yama"
Time: 4:00 AM
You learned from past failures and decided to prepare thoroughly this time.
In your room, you evenly glued ex...
2025-05-08 22:06:47 +0000 UTC View Post013 I Am Crazy with the Simulation
[Simulator]
[User: Uchiha Kirin]
[Strength: 25]
[Speed: 15]
[Endurance: 10] 2025-05-08 22:06:26 +0000 UTC View Post
012 I Am Crazy with the Simulation
You channeled chakra to the soles of your feet, sprinting full speed as you shouted,
"Whose box is this?!"
Several ANBU hurled shuriken and kunai at you, but none of them used ninjutsu—likely wary of alerting others. Seizing the oppo...
2025-05-08 22:06:00 +0000 UTC View Post011 I Am Crazy with the Simulation
〖Simulation Start〗
〖1:00 AM〗
You decide to open the box you took from the Root ninja.
Even after using all your strength—and even trying to channel chakra through a kunai to force it op...
2025-05-08 22:05:39 +0000 UTC View Post010 I Am Crazy with the Simulation
[9:00 AM]
You jog a lap around the Uchiha compound. Other than a few shinobi returning from missions, everything seems normal.
[10:00 AM]
After ten high-speed laps, fatigue sets in. You head back...
2025-05-08 22:05:17 +0000 UTC View Post009 I Am Crazy with the Simulation
〖Target confirmed deceased〗
〖Extracting two highest-value loot items〗
『1』Water Nature Affinity
『2』+6 Strength
"Hiss~"
Seeing the loot displayed by the system, Uchiha K...
2025-05-08 22:04:55 +0000 UTC View Post008 I Am Crazy with the Simulation
[12:00 PM]
You and Granny Yukina arrive at the Elder's residence.
To your surprise, Granny Yukina doesn't even bother knocking—she pushes open the main gate and walks right in, completely ignoring the guards. Even mo...
2025-05-08 22:04:25 +0000 UTC View Post007 I Am Crazy with the Simulation
Ding~ Loot System. The user may now designate a single target before each simulation begins.
During the simulation, if the user injures or kills the target...
At the end of the simulation, the ...
2025-05-08 22:04:04 +0000 UTC View Post006 I Am Crazy with the Simulation
"The simulation's duration changed from one hour to one day?"
Kirin Uchiha didn't really mind. Sure, an hourly simulation provided more detailed insights, but it also cost him far more time in the real world.
After running several simu...
2025-05-08 22:03:43 +0000 UTC View Post005 I Am Crazy with the Simulation
[1:00 PM]
You wagered a hundred skewers of beef and challenged Uchiha Kazuki to settle the grudge that had formed after you defeated Uchiha Rikuto the day before.
Kazuki scoffed at your challenge—until you casually f...
2025-05-08 22:03:21 +0000 UTC View Post004 I Am Crazy with the Simulation
〖Evaluating both parties' strength...〗
〖In this simulation, the user worked hard to improve his abilities and faced stronger enemies head-on without retreating. In the end, he was still unable to escape death.....
2025-05-08 22:02:57 +0000 UTC View Post003 I Am Crazy with the Simulation
"As expected! It's not quite as convenient as Kamui, but it solves a major problem during my early development. At the very least, I won't have to deal with the awkward situation of not having anywhere to store the rewards from simulations."
002 I Am Crazy with the Simulation
1:00 PM
Facing Uchiha Kazuki—a kid built like a mountain—you knew one thing for certain: dying before the fight even starts was not an option.
You tried to run back to the orphanage, but his lackeys teamed...
2025-05-08 22:02:09 +0000 UTC View Post001 I Am Crazy with the Simulation
Full name: Naruto: I Am Crazy with the Simulation System!
Synopsis: Uchiha Kirin transmigrated into a familiar yet unfamiliar Naruto world and activated the simulation system right from the start.
The...
2025-05-08 22:01:36 +0000 UTC View Post066 Breaking the World Apart
"Famine," "refugees," "world war"—these were terms Tsunade had barely ever needed to consider. In past wars between shinobi villages, none of this mattered.
The shinobi world was vast and sparsely populated, rich in natural resources. Even...
2025-05-08 05:12:01 +0000 UTC View Post065 Breaking the World Apart
But this cowardly Slug Sage… was far more useful to the demon.
Uchiha Shiran stared coldly at her, his voice devoid of emotion.
"Since you're being so cooperative, I've got a question. Answer it honestly."
It was rare to find s...
2025-05-08 05:11:02 +0000 UTC View Post128 Executing the Moon Eye Plan
"Mm…"
"Whoa!"
While Uchiha Kaien and Namikaze Minato could clearly follow the movements of Might Duy and Hatake Sakumo thanks to their enhanced dynamic vision, the two kids—Hatake Kakashi and Might Guy—could only see afterimages ...
2025-05-08 05:10:01 +0000 UTC View Post127 Executing the Moon Eye Plan
"It's true! This is my son—Might Guy!"
With fiery passion, Might Duy introduced his son to everyone present.
It was as if fate itself had arranged their meeting. The moment Guy was released, his eyes locked onto Hatake Kakashi—or r...
2025-05-08 05:09:01 +0000 UTC View Post148 Naruto: Awaken the Tenseigan
At dusk, the squad made camp by the roadside. According to Shikamaru's plan, they left only ten people visible, with Utakata acting as bait, while the rest, led by Kakashi, lay hidden nearby in ambush.
It didn't take long before two figures ...
2025-05-08 05:08:01 +0000 UTC View Post147 Naruto: Awaken the Tenseigan
Shikamaru was silent for a moment. After collecting his thoughts, he began to speak:
"Among them, the loudmouth with the necklace around his neck is named Hidan. He uses a red scythe to extract blood—and his ability is immortality. Even if...
2025-05-08 05:07:00 +0000 UTC View Post431 Naruto: Stealing Attributes
Two weeks later.
Uchiha Mirai arrived at a coliseum.
The arena was packed to the brim, every spectator's face brimming with excitement.
They cheered at the top of their lungs, fists pumping wildly in the air.
... 2025-05-08 05:06:01 +0000 UTC View Post430 Naruto: Stealing Attributes
Kazematsuri Moegi was still in a daze by the time she walked out of the Hokage Building.
She had never imagined that her very first mission as a jōnin would be with him—with the Emperor himself.
It was like being the worst ...
2025-05-08 05:05:00 +0000 UTC View Post241 I Became a Jonin
Tony Stark dragged Pepper Potts straight into the master bedroom of the villa—and locked the door behind them without hesitation.
Meanwhile, Yamanaka Shinno, true to his motto of "never stand when you can lie down," had summoned a beach ch...
2025-05-08 05:04:01 +0000 UTC View Post240 I Became a Jonin
"Oh—shit! It's glowing! This was the dumbest bet I've ever made! I actually bet my own brother—what the hell was I thinking? This is terrifying, even for me... Oh my God..."
Inside the bathroom, Tony Stark stared at his reflecti...
2025-05-08 05:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post239 I Became a Jonin
Yamanaka Shinno stepped out of the dimensional portal at the head of the group.
Mordo and Kaecilius stood to his left and right, with Wong close behind him.
Tony Stark had been slightly on edge seeing the lineup—like a mafia entourag...
2025-05-08 05:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post219 Naruto: Yagura Karatachi
Yagura's use of the Water Mirror Technique was nothing short of eerie and unpredictable.
Thanks to the large-scale Water Release just moments ago, Sarutobi Hiruzen now stood surrounded by a watery battlefield—perfect conditions for the Wat...
2025-05-08 05:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post218 Naruto: Yagura Karatachi
The subject now was Danzo and his Root organization.
Ever since the Nine-Tails rampage, a considerable amount of time had passed. The ordinary ninja without strength or political standing had been largely ignored in the grander schemes.
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