Bedivere the Mad

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[BGE] 185 - The Good Old Days

[CGE] 102 - Dungeon Rewards 2: Electric Boogaloo

[BGE] 184 - Thinking Outside the Box

[CGE] 101 - New Me(al)

[CGE] 100 - New Class

[CGE] I am sick. No chapter today

[BGE] 183 - Wait, that's not a-

[CGE] 99 - A Gift from the Dungeon

[BGE] 182 - Compensation For Your Trouble

[CGE] 98 - Party Time

[CGE] 97 - Rules and Restrictions May Apply

[BGE] 181 - Welcome to New Dokkalfheimr

[CGE] 96 - A Very Exciting Training Arc

[BGE] 180 - Elise Finds a Spider

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

I believe that this is the longest chapter to date. Also, for the first time in like 50 chapters, there's a stat sheet at the bottom, since I did do a bit of timeskipping, and wanted to show her progres...

[CGE] 95 - !@#$%^&&Yona@#$%^&(*&^%$

Before I do anything else, I summon a dead boar and devour an entire leg at once. For some reason, I am incredibly hungry. I guess not eating for a month or however long I was out will do that to you. Only after eating do I finally check the notif...

[CGE] 94.5 - Sally Side Story 1

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

When going back through my early chapters to refresh my memory to write this, I realized that I failed to convey a very important detail in those first few chapters: Sally and Henry are young. Mid-20s a...

[CGE] 94 - While You Were Sleeping

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

Bonus Sally story tomorrow. Won't interfere with regular schedule

<END AUTHOR'S NOTE>

Annie had never hated being undead more than now. She was a disembodied head, una...

[BGE] 179 - In the Dungeon's Depths

Telvir was in the lead position as usual, but his mind was largely focused behind him. He had felt the pressure to do well ever since he made the grand decision to give up his immortality, but he had never felt it more so than now. How could he no...

[CGE] 93 - Winter (3)

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

This is the final part of Winter, and it's a long one. Almost double the length of a normal chapter. Hope you enjoy!

<END AUTHOR'S NOTE>

Whatever bond had remained bet...

[BGE] 178 - The Mysterious Red Herring

“What’s your real name?” asked Elise immediately.

“Ha!” said Samantha. “Well, hypothetically, if I was using a false name, that would be way too big of a secret for this little competition.”

Elise had ex...

[CGE] 92 - Winter (2)

On Yona’s tenth birthday, she did not get a party. She had not had one for her eighth or ninth birthdays either. Not since her mother was killed. 

Her father was not the only one who had changed after that incident. Yona herself was n...

[CGE] 91 - Winter (1)

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

Fair warning, this chapter, and the two after are going to be pretty dark. It's not overly graphic, and I don't go into great detail on the less savory aspects, but it's definitely by far the darkest pa...

[BGE] 177 - Cave Spider Killing Competition

The entrances to the Silver sections of the Dungeon were quite different from the entrances to the Bronze areas. The Bronze entrances were all right near the surface, and were little more than doors with guards. The Silver entrances were all under...

[CGE] 90 - Breaking the System (again)

To be honest, the options in the third hallway aren’t actually any better than the ones in the second. At least not stat-wise. I think they do suit me a little better than the ones in the other hallway though. Kind of.

The first one I spot...

[BGE] 176 - Super Fun Trips Begin

Not long after Jag gave them permission to rub his belly, there was a knock on the door. It was Sophie, wondering what they were doing, and seeing no reason to hide the truth, they let her in and introduced her to Jag. Between the fact that Elise ...

[CGE] 89 - Named Monster Evolutions

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

Thank you for all the feedback on the physics of last chapter. I have updated the chapter to be more accurate to how physics works. I didn't want to re-notify, since it was only a few lines, and they we...

[CGE] 88 - Gluttony is Pleased

The mussels on this floor have tentacles. Those tentacles have nozzles on the end that fire water. Each mussel has eight tentacles, which means eight jets of water, and there are six mussels in the first room I enter on this floor. I don’t wanna...

[BGE] 175 - Bargain of Divine Proportions

Elise sensed powerful aether flow out of Jessie and into Jag for a few seconds before slowing to a trickle.

“Take him back,” said Jessie.

Elise didn’t need to be told twice. Still overflowing with divine aether of her own, she be...

[CGE] 87 - Demon Queen Yona

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

The Royal Road readers pointed out that I forgot to upgrade Yona's Taker of Names title when she killed Menyar (the big piggy). Taker of Names II is now Taker of Names III, as it should have been. I hav...