I'm warning you right now that there's about to be a lot of me venting about personal stuff. So, if you're not interested in that, feel free to not read it. If you are, let's get miserable! Woo!
So. I've mentioned this a bunch of times befor...
2021-07-24 20:20:14 +0000 UTC
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“Consider the following,” I told Cani. “Cowgirl milkshakes. I even have a friend who plays a minotaur girl who would probably happily volunteer some milk as long as we milk her for it.”
“That’s… that’s genius. How did I not c...
2021-07-24 16:33:18 +0000 UTC
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I was on my way back to the inn, enjoying the sun shining down on my tentacles and the occasional breeze that pushed through all the trees, when I heard something in the forest of the road. It was the sound of beasts fighting. Or rather, the sound...
2021-07-23 17:07:51 +0000 UTC
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We managed to make it to the stairs leading to the tenth floor without any issues, and that meant we were about to go up against the boss as soon as we could find the door to its room.
But a familiar portal opened up before we could reach th...
2021-07-20 20:58:35 +0000 UTC
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The day couldn’t have started any better for Fenrir. To thank him for using his lap as a pillow and making him watch her show with her until he passed out, Alice woke him up with a fresh breakfast and a kiss. And since Fenrir was already on the ...
2021-07-19 13:09:31 +0000 UTC
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Alright, back to trying to post a chapter a day Mon-Fri instead of piling it all up for the end of the week. I'll be posting the new TTE chapter as soon as I'm done typing this weekly update up, and then I'm going to finish working on a new 4X cha...
2021-07-19 12:59:22 +0000 UTC
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Cani didn’t always keep up her spunky act around us since we already saw her without it before, but it was out in force since she had no food to prepare for us. Or maybe, she was less spunky and more just… excited. Very excited.
She coul...
2021-07-17 17:49:44 +0000 UTC
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Mirna helped me up onto the front desk so that Dobrin could more easily reach me. She couldn’t help but to poke my newest tentacle afterward. “You really can grow new tentacles that easily, huh?” she asked.
SEEMS LIKE IT.
2021-07-17 07:00:31 +0000 UTC
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All I have to do is wait. He’ll eventually come online. I know he will. I… I hope he will, Saya thought to herself as she reentered the world of Fantasy Tales Online.
Every method she could think of to try and remember ...
2021-07-15 23:31:30 +0000 UTC
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“I love you, Woofen.”
Thirty seconds later.
“Woooofen, I love you.”
Another thirty seconds later.
“Have I mentioned that I love you?”
Not even fifteen seconds later.
“I love you, I love you, I love...
2021-07-14 11:26:48 +0000 UTC
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So (ignoring how late this update is), I mentioned it on Discord, but I was going to make a post about updating the tiers on Monday to up the rewards. I was thinking of something like upgrading the tiers so that $1 gets 5 chapters, $5 gets 10 chap...
2021-07-12 16:32:56 +0000 UTC
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Ryouta and Eva ended up falling asleep, leaving the never-sleeping Saya alone with Alice to watch the vampiric show. Of course, seeing as how Alice was also only human, she eventually fell asleep. Saya made sure to pause the television as soon as ...
2021-07-10 15:05:19 +0000 UTC
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“Woah, Master! Did you do this?” Akorya asked as she walked around the remodeled dungeon with me. “It looks super nice! I feel like I’m in a museum or anything! Or like… this isn’t a brag or anything, I promise, but like… my parents ...
2021-07-10 07:55:20 +0000 UTC
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“There, there. You did your best. That is all that matters. Besides, it is not as if protecting the dungeon truly matters anymore. I have all the power needed to protect all of you now,” the dungeon master said to the giant rat known as Cheese...
2021-07-10 02:25:28 +0000 UTC
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I had a beautiful, quiet moment to relax for once. And by relax, I mean that I got to garden in peace. Everybody was busy with something, though I did invite Honey so that we could spend some more time together.
But I was rejected for somebo...
2021-07-09 04:24:46 +0000 UTC
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After me and Korova “milked” each other for a bit, I returned to the inn with fresh milk—from the beasts, not her—and eggs. Then, to my surprise, there was nothing for me to do. Everything was clean already, the inn was stocked up on every...
2021-07-08 04:09:45 +0000 UTC
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Happy Independence Day!
As the great Ron Swanson once said, "History began on July 4, 1776. Everything before that was a mistake," and he couldn't have been more correct about that.
I've got my window open and everything to listen to t...
2021-07-05 01:44:21 +0000 UTC
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Admittedly, Thera did an infinitely better job than me at decorating the dungeon. Just how bad I made it look was only really obvious after she invited me in to take a look when she was done. Compared to what she did, I made the dungeon look like ...
2021-07-03 03:26:22 +0000 UTC
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The sound of Eva mumbling and occasionally talking in her sleep filled Ryouta’s ears as he rested in bed with his headphones on, still on call with her over Fiscord. The intent was for them to sleep together, but he didn’t want to fall asleep ...
2021-07-02 22:54:57 +0000 UTC
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The boss swung her fangs at Elanah. Despite those daggers Elanah made being made out of void magic, Cheese’s fangs somehow resisted being erased from existence as they clashed against the daggers. She even managed to push Elanah back.
More...
2021-07-02 04:24:31 +0000 UTC
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