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Episode #771: The Santa Clause (Live in Jersey City)

“You’ve got ’til the 13th or fuck you!” - Steve on office holiday party scheduling

Recorded live at White Eagle Hall in Jersey City, New Jersey - 12.07.23

On this week’s episode, we were LIV...

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Big Daddy Dispatch: December 2024

 Dispatch Ninety-One, December 2, 2024

Greetin...

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Patreon Show Drops for the Week of December 2

Hey gang! Wow, it's finally here, the last month of the year! We hope you all had a great Thanksgiving, if that was something you were getting down with this year. Your four angry uncles gathered around separate tables, but it was a mostly relaxin...

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MELR0210 #79 90210's "It's a Totally Happening Life" & Melrose Place's "I Am Curious Melrose"

It's our monthly flashback to sexy, sunny Los Angeles in the 1990s on MELR0210 and we're halfway to Christmas here!

First up on Beverly Hills, 90210, it's the idiotic Christmas episode, "It's a Totally...

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The Nexus #99 "Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home"

On this very special edition of The Nexus, we're pulling a mulligan from last year's lost live show and talking (again) about Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home! How nice is it to dial back the serio...

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Episode #770: The Wizard of Oz (W❤️M)

“Mank was right, the twister looks good!” - Andrew on the special effects

On this week’s episode, We ❤️ Movies month concludes with an absolutely wild conversation on the beloved 1939 classic, View Post

Patreon Show Drops for the Week of November 25

Holy Turkey Day, Batman, it's a holiday week and who in the world wants to be at work right now?! Thankfully, we've got ya covered this week! Whether you're stuck working through the holiday or, even worse, stuck traveling to see family t...

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Big Daddy Dispatch Mailbag Reject: December

Hey Folks,

Somehow it's that time again. Wherein you ask us a brief, direct question below and one gets picked to be answered in next month's Big Daddy Dispatch!

Oh, and YOU MUST sign your question with your name and where you're writi...

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #71 - The General

On this very special edition of our Gleep Glossary, we're learning about a character so calculating, so powerful, so sly, we can only refer to him by his nickname in the meta data! This is a wild one!

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Sto...

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Episode #769: Gladiator (W❤️M)

“This will be a particularly ignorant episode… from an historical standpoint” - Steve, on WHM’s lack of history education

On this week’s special We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re chatting...

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Patreon Show Drops for the Week of November 18

Happy Monday, y'all! Hope everyone had a nice and relaxing weekend. Big thanks to everyone who came out to both shows in Seattle and Portland over the last couple days. We always have such a blast in the PNW and this time was no exception! But as ...

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Episode #768: U.S. Marshals

“It’s almost too much of a conspiracy for a sequel to The Fugitive to handle.” - Andrew, on the conspiracy plot

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Too Old For This Shit #2.8: The Penguin - "A Great or Little Thing"

"You're under 18, you're allowed to kill someone!" - Eric, on little Oz

It's the season finale of Too Old For This Shit as we chat about the final episode of The Penguin! In "A G...

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Episode #767: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (W❤️M)

“Granny shagger!” - Steve, on Aragorn and Arwen’s vast age gap

On this week’s We ❤️ Movies, we’re chatting about the absolutely magnificent conclusion to the journey, View Post

Patreon Show Drops for the Week of November 11

Hey folks! Hope you all had a safe and chill weekend and were able to check-out for a fashion. We're kicking off another PACKED week here in the WHMu and we're absolutely thrilled to have you all along for the ride. We're not...

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Too Old For This Shit #2.7: The Penguin - “Top Hat”

“I, too, was raised by a single mother; we never went on dates!” - Steve

On the penultimate episode of this season of Too Old For This Shit, we’re breaking down episode seven of The Penguin View Post

Animation Damnation: DuckTales The Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp

"Scrooge McDuck is a dude that watched Wall Street all wrong..." - Andrew 

On this very special episode of Animation Damnation, we're chatting about the only, to thi...

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Episode #766: Batman: The Movie (W❤️M)

“His Joker has haunted me more than Heath Ledger or Jack Nicholson or Mark Hamill!” - Andrew on Cesar Romero

On this week’s episode, we’re kicking off We ❤️ Movies&nbs...

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BIG DADDY DISPATCH: NOVEMBER

 

Dispatch Ninety-One, November 4, 2024

&...

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Patreon Show Drops for the Week of November 4

Happy November, gang! We hope you had a fantastic, safe, and candy-filled Halloweekend! We're sad to see our beloved Spooktacular go, however our chins are up because this week kicks off We ❤...

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Too Old For This Shit #2.6: The Penguin - “Gold Summit”

"That is a Penguin coat, my friends, that is a Grade-A Penguin coat" - Andrew on Oz's wardrobe evolution

On this edition of Too Old For This Shit, we're breaking down the latest episode of The Penguin,<...

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Silent Night, Deadly Night 4mentary: Initiation

“With all that tinsel on your tree, why don’t you cut out the middle man and burn your own house down?” - Eric on Christmas decorations

On this spooktacular commentary track, we're talking about the absolutely wild FOU...

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Episode #765: Wishmaster: The Prophecy Fulfilled

“So, we start with pornography!” - Steve

On this episode, our FOUR-OR MOVIE-themed Halloween Spooktacular comes to a close with a wild discussion about the pseudo-return-to-form sequel, Wishmast...

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Too Old For This Shit #2.5: The Penguin - “Homecoming”

"What every man wants: to lay in a bed with his mother and reassure her!" - Chris on Oz's spooning

On our latest breakdown of The Penguin on Too Old For This Shit, we're chatting ...

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Patreon Show Drops for the Week of October 28!

Holy smokes, the big week is finally here, y'all! Halloween is just a few days away and we're so stoked! Anyone going out dressed up? Who's excited to watch what? Well, if you're having trouble deciding, hopefully one of our ...

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MELR0210 #78 Melrose Place's "Til Death Do Us Part"

This month on MELR0210, it's a very special episode focusing entirely on Melrose Place!

On this episode, we're chatting exclusively about the wild-ass, feature-length, season two finale, "Till ...

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Fielding YOUR Questions for Tonight's SCRE4M Show!

Hey folks, we're busy working away this afternoon, getting prepped for tonight's WORLDWIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we'll be talking about SCREAM 4, live on this very inter...

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Big Daddy Dispatch: Mailbag Reject

Hey Folks,

Somehow it's that time again. Wherein you ask us a brief, direct question below and one gets picked to be answered in next month's Big Daddy Dispatch!

Oh, and YOU MUST sign your question with your name and wher...

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Episode #764: Land of the Dead

For this week’s FOUR-OR MOVIE Spooktacular selection, we’re talking about the last good one from a true horror master, George A. Romero’s Land of the Dead! Shouldn’t they have dirtied up...

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Patreon Show Drops for the Week of October 21

Hey y'all! Hope everyone had a fantastically relaxing weekend. I (Andrew) am still catching up on sleep after being in Vegas last week, so yeah, lotta rest to make up! Anywho, enough about our hosts getting old, let's see what's happenin' in the <...

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