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Episode 426 - Kingsman: The Secret Service

On this month's full-length bonus episode, the gang is chatting about the absolutely ridiculous Tinker Tailor-esque spy actioneer, Kingsman: The Secret Service! What's the deal with that weird three-way that's about to go down at...

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The Nexus 33 - "Operation - Annihilate!" / "The Outrageous Okona"

On this month's journey into that magic ribbon known as The Nexus, the gang is talking about two fairly ridiculous episodes of Trek—but ridiculous for very different reasons! 

First on TOS, it's "Operation - Annihilate!," whi...

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Choose our 2nd Commentary of 2019!

Next weekend we are heading into the studio to record our 2nd Commentary of 2019! We were torn between four choices and figured since it's your reward, you should choose! 


We're gonna keep this poll open until Friday...

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BDD Question for June

Hey Folks! 


We are just starting to put together the Big Daddy Dispatch for the Month of June and we figured it might be fun to try out asking for the Mailbag Reject, here, directly on Patreon. 


So here's the t...

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #5 - Greedo

On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric regales the fellas with the complete story of beloved Star Wars scamp, Greedo! Was that really him in Phantom Menace? Who murdered his rich dad? And remember when Chewbacca was a Bond Girl? PLUS: What if...

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Animation Damnation - Pokémon (Yet Again!)

On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang returns to the confounding world of Pokémon by discussing the David Lynchian episode, "Go West, Young Meowth"!

Originally airing (maybe) October 9th, 1999, the episode is a g...

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Episode 419 - Serenity (2019)

On this month's full-length bonus episode, the gang is chatting about the absolutely ridiculous Matthew McConaughey/Anne Hathaway neo-noir (?), Serenity! Why is he a single-customer prostitute? Is this the end of the McConaughssance? And ...

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The Nexus 32 - "The City on the Edge of Forever" / "Elementary, Dear Data"

On this month's voyage into The Nexus, the gang, once again, is talking about one excellent episode of Trek and another... not so excellent one. First, on TOS, it's one of the best episodes of television ever produced, "The City on the Edge of For...

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Animation Damnation - Puss in Boots

On this month's Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about the better-than-Shrek, Shrek spinoff, Puss in Boots! What's the deal with this magical town? Did the Ninja Turtles guys have a case against the cr...

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Episode 416 - Death Wish (2018)

On this month's full-length bonus episode, the gang is chatting about the completely tone-deaf Death Wish remake! How impressive is it that Bruce manages to participate in these scenes while being completely asleep the entire time?! Did w...

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #4 - Momaw Nadon

On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric shares the tale of Momaw Nadon, the famous hammer-headed individual in the Mos Eisley Cantina! Is "hammerhead" a slur? What exactly was in this guy's grow-op? And what's an Eric Balfour anyway? 

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The Nexus 31 - "Distant Voices" / "Genesis"

On this month's Patreon-listener-requested episode, the gang chats about two episodes of Star Trek, one from Deep Space Nine and another from their beloved Next Generation, both of which are incredibly weird in their own...

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Twilight: Breaking Dawnmentary Part 1

It's the beginning of the end as the gang turns on the second-to-last film in the Twilight Saga, Breaking Dawn Part 1! This commentary—recorded during a Power Hour drinking "game"—is brimming with fabulous observations such as: Are th...

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Animation Damnation - Stripperella

On this episode of a listener requested Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the totally abhorrent Stripperella! The episode in question—oy—"Beauty and the Obese" originally aired June 26th, 2003, features embarras...

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Episode 410 - Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

On this month's patrons-only bonus episode, the gang is chatting about the dull-as-dirt video game adaptation, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider! What's with all the lame magic in this movie? Why did they make Daniel Craig do an American accent? An...

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #3 - Sebulba

On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, the guys learn about the gleep, the myth, the always-available legend, Sebulba! Unlike his constantly-free schedule to appear in films, Sebulba was not available for comment on this episode.  View Post

The Nexus 30 - "The Alternative Factor" / "Where Silence Has Lease"

On this month's journey into The Nexus—our 30th trip into the magic Trek ribbon—the gang is chatting about two very different episodes of the beloved franchise. Over on TOS, it's "The Alternative Factor," which originally aired March 30th, 196...

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Animation Damnation - Darkwing Duck

On this month's Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about the totally bizarre '90s Disney hit, Darkwing Duck! The episode in question, "Twin Beaks"—which originally aired November 7th, 1991—features a weak Twin Peaks p...

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Episode 405 - Bad Boys

On this month’s exclusive patrons-only episode, the gang is chatting about Michael Bay’s first ever ‘splosion-filled feature, Bad Boys! What’s with Mike Lowrey walking into Marcus’s house without ringing the doorbell? Why did we...

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #2 - Dr. Evazan & Ponda Baba

On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric regales the guys with the wild tale of the dastardly Dr. Evazan and his right-hand thug, Ponda Baba, the most dangerous duo in the galaxy to ever carry out Frankenstein role play!

Gleep Gloss...

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The Nexus 29 - "Errand of Mercy" / "The Child"

On this month's trip into The Nexus, the gang is chatting about two historic episodes of Trek—one famous for introducing Klingons to the canon, the other for firing a beloved cast member! 

First on TOS, it's the next entry in...

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Animation Damnation - MTV's Spider-Man: The New Animated Series

On this month's episode, the gang is chatting about the rock-bottom Spider-Man cartoon, Spider-Man: The New Animated Series! The episode in question, "Law of the Jungle," which originally aired July 18th, 2003, brings up such questions as...

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #1 - Figrin D'an of the Modal Nodes

On the first ever entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric enchants the guys by telling the tale of Figrin D'an, the handsome and talented leader of the Modal Nodes band who ripped the Kloo horn better than any other Gleep Glop in the galaxy!

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Episode 398 - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

On the first patrons-only bonus episode of 2019, the gang is chatting about the absolutely dino-sastrous sequel, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom! What's with all the overcompensating shots of boots and dino feet? What bad...

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Commandomentary

On the final commentary track of 2018, the gang sits down to watch the totally flawless Arnold Schwarzenegger blood/beefcake-fest, Commando  (Theatrical Cut)! Listen in amazement as Steve experiences the pure joy of watching the film...

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The Nexus 28 - Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

On this month's very special We Love Movies-inspired edition of the The Nexus, the gang is chatting about the best Trek film ever made, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan! Would you look at Kirk's killer bachelor pad? Is Bo...

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Animation Damnation - Batman: The Animated Series

On this month's We Love Movies-inspired episode of Animation Damnation, the guys chat about one of the absolute best episodes of the best superhero cartoon to ever exist, Batman: The Animated Series! The episode in question...

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Episode 393 - Star Wars

On this month's Patrons-only bonus episode, the gang is chatting effusively about beloved, action-packed space opera, Star Wars! There's no point in telling you three measly plot points covered in this episode like we normally do in descript...

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The Nexus 27 - "The Devil in the Dark" / "The Neutral Zone"

On this month's journey into The Nexus, it's a real race to the bottom as the gang chats about two totally disappointing—some might even say embarrassing—episodes of Trek!

First, over on TOS, it's "The Devil in the Dark," which or...

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Animation Damnation - A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

On this month's special Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the beloved Peanuts classic, A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving! Premiering on November 20th, 1973, this special includes beloved holiday elements like abandoned children (as ...

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