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Big Daddy Dispatch: June 2022

2022-05-28 17:43:11 +0000 UTC View Post

A Talking Catmentary!?!

On our second commentary of 2022, we're watching and talking over the total embarrassment of a film, A Talking Cat!?! Where are all the sex scenes, because there's no way this wasn't double shot as a porno, right? How does this kid not im...

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MELR0210 #49 - 90210's "U4EA" & Melrose Place's "A Long Night's Journey"

It's our monthly flashback to sunny 1990s L.A.! 

First up on Beverly Hills, 90210, it's the totally outrageous episode, "U4EA"! Originally airing back on November 14, 1991, this episode has the gang going to an underground club...

Animation Damnation - Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers "The Case of the Cola Cult"

On this month's AD, the guys are chatting about an episode of the totally bonkers 90s cartoon, Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers! 

The episode in question, "The Case of the Cola Cult," originally started warping children's ...

Collateral

On this month's We Love Movies, the guys are chatting about a total all-timer from Michael Mann, Collateral! How completely unappealing does Jamie Foxx's business proposal sound? How cool are those eerie coyotes? Has Michael Mann...

Big Daddy Dispatch May 2022

2022-05-03 00:45:49 +0000 UTC View Post

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #40 - The Emperor's Royal Guards

On this month's entry in our Star Wars Gleep Glossary, we're chatting about the guys with the coolest uniforms around, the Emperor's Royal Guards! Was Palpatine really only recruiting tall, jacked fellas for these positions? How rad is th...

Animation Damnation - Spider-Man: The Animated Series' "Morbius"

On this edition of our cartoon chat show, we're talking about another episode of Spider-Man: The Animated Series! 

The episode in question, officially, fully titled, "Neogenic Nightmare Chapter 6: Morbius," originally hit the a...

The Nexus #68 - "The Paradise Syndrome" / "The Hunted"

It's our monthly trip through Star Trek history and we're chatting about two very meh episodes of TOS and TNG! 

First up on TOS, it's the ultra-awkward episode, "The Paradise Syndrome." Origi...

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MELR0210 #48 - 90210's "Halloween" & Melrose Place's "Much Ado About Everything"

It's the next chapter of our SoCal in the 90s recap show, MELR0210! 

First up on Beverly Hills 90210, it's the filler episode, "Halloween." Originally airing October 31, 1991, this episode has the gang renting Hallowee...

Last Action Hero

On this Patreon-exclusive We Love Movies episode, the gang is chatting about the completely outrageous, totally fantastic, sidled with a shit-eating kid, action classic, Last Action Hero! Is Robert Prosky living in that projectio...

Big Daddy Dispatch: April 2022

Apologies! I usually re-paste this same day it goes out via email, but I must've been distracted and forgot! Here's your BDD, it's still good!!2022-04-08 14:44:20 +0000 UTC View Post

Once In A Lifetime #7 "Stalked by My Doctor: Patient's Revenge"

On this edition of Once in a Lifetime, the guys double dip with another entry in the ICU, the completely outrageous second sequel, Stalked by My Doctor: Patient's Revenge! Is this medical college even accredited? Why do so many s...

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stonementary

On their first commentary of 2022, the gang sets their sights on the not-great cinematic debut for the Wizarding World, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone! Shouldn't Hogwart's call CPS on the Dursleys? Why does this famous boy hero als...

The Nexus #67 - "Parallels" / "Trials and Tribble-ations"

On this very special patron-curated episode of The Nexus, the guys are chatting about two pretty fun episodes from Trek history! 

First up on TNG, it's the Worf-centric mystery episode, "Parallels"! Originally...

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #39 - Bossk

On this very special patron-selected entry in the Gleep Glossary, the gang learns all about the dirtbag Trandoshan bounty hunter, Bossk! Great stories like how Bossk was partially responsible for training Boba Friend, how he did time on C...

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Animation Damnation - Double Dragon

On this month's patron-selected episode of our cartoon chit-chat show, we're talking about an episode of the incredibly shitty Double Dragon cartoon! 

The requested episode, "Shadow Claw," originally aired back on September 18t...

The Warriors

On this patron-selected episode of WLM, the guys are chatting about the wild, NYC-set Walter Hill classic, The Warriors! How hilarious is it that all the Warriors were paying the subway fare? Did anyone in the gang really like Aj...

MELR0210 #47 - 90210's "Down and Out of District in Beverly Hills" & Melrose Place's "Suspicious Minds"

It's our monthly trip back to the gorgeous Los Angeles of the Go-Go 90s!

First up on 90210, it's the total ass-clencher episode, "Down and Out of District in Beverly Hills"! Originally airing October 17, 1991, this episode has Brand...

Stalked by My Doctor Franchise Poll!

All right, gang, if you're hip to our wild Lifetime movie recap show, Once In A Lifetime, you'll know that at the end of the last episode we said we were gonna poll our Walsh Tier subscribers to see if you all want us to either soldier on...

BIG DADDY DISPATCH: MARCH 2022

2022-03-03 03:37:00 +0000 UTC View Post

The Nexus #66 - "The Enterprise Incident" / "The Defector"

It's our monthly trip into the world of TREK, and this episode is a double-dose of Romulan-related stories! 

First up on TOS, it's the wild-ass episode, "The Enterprise Incident," which originally aired back on September 27, 19...

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #38 - The Max Rebo Band

In this entry of the Gleep Glossary, the guys learn about all the major players in the Max Rebo Band! Turns out, Max Rebo was obsessed with dinner and totally fine with being paid in food, Droopy McCool played space clarinet in the band, ...

Episode 596 - Kill Bill: Vol. 2

On the epic conclusion of the gang's WLM Kill Bill saga, it's all about Vol. 2! How horrendous would this film have been if Warren Beatty had been cast as Bill instead of Carradine? How incredible is the whole Pai Mei sequence? A...

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Animation Damnation - Disney's Doug

On this month's helping of cacophonous cartoon conversation, the guys are talking about the Disney reboot of Doug! The episode covered is the late-series entry, "Doug Plays Cupid," which originally aired back on May 22, 1999. How dreadful...

Episode 594 - Kill Bill: Vol. 1

On this month's We Love Movies selection, the gang is tackling BOTH parts of Quentin Tarantino's Kill Bill saga. First up on this ep, it's all about Vol. 1! How fantastic is the music in this film? Has a QT cast ever bee...