“Kill any of these people! Is it possible for any of them to die?” - Steve on the titular Expendables
On this week’s episode, after we figure out how to pronounce the title, we’re chatting ...
2024-01-23 05:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Ladies and Gentlemen, The Listener Request lines are now OOOOPEN!
What does that mean, exactly? Well, it’s up to you to program our e...
2024-01-22 20:37:47 +0000 UTC
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Gooooooooood morning, kick-ass Patreon subscribers! These are your patrons-only episode drops for the week of January 22nd, but hey, also a reminder to join us later today, LIVE, for the winter return of On-Screen Live! W...
2024-01-22 11:00:05 +0000 UTC
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On this edition of our Star Wars sideshow, The Gleep Glossary, we're learning all about the totally useless character, Lady Valarian!
A total space Mafia Mamma in her own righ...
2024-01-19 11:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Hey gang,
We know a lot of you fine folks are enjoying AD-FREE WHM, as you should, but with that comes of course the option to miss out on all our *fun* t...
2024-01-18 18:00:08 +0000 UTC
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On this month's AD, we're talking about the 15-years-too-late cartoon, Agent Elvis!
Originally dumped on Netflix back on March 17, 2023, this cartoon features everybody's all right, all right, all right actor, Matth...
2024-01-18 14:48:31 +0000 UTC
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“Is [the ‘prayers up’ thing] still going on? Is he still charging people to pray?” - Steve
On this week’s episode, we’re hitting the road with Mark Wahlberg and his fake family in the almost-Secret Movie™️, The F...
2024-01-16 05:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Hey folks, hope you're having a great holiday weekend. Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day, of course! Here's a look at what all we have coming your way this week on Patreon!
First up on Tuesday, the WHM ...
2024-01-15 11:00:08 +0000 UTC
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“Oppie New Year!” - The Gang
On the first We ❤️ Movies episode of 2024, we’re chatting about a real-deal banger, and one-half of last year’s massively successful box office double bill, Christopher Nolan’s ...
2024-01-11 11:00:04 +0000 UTC
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“If I was Blipped and came back, I’d rather be dead at that point!” - Eric
On this episode, we’re doing our best to make our way through what could possibly be the nadir of the MCU, Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania...
2024-01-09 05:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Hey gang, before tomorrow's episode goes live on the free feed and we announce to the general public, we wanted to give all you wonderful subscribers the news first that on
2024-01-09 02:05:02 +0000 UTC
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Hey gang, we hope you all had a fantastic weekend! We here around WHM HQ are just OVER THE MOON for our boy, PG himself, Paul Giamatti on his massive Golden Globes win last night! And a huge congrats also to Da'Vine Joy Randolph for her epic Globe...
2024-01-08 11:00:22 +0000 UTC
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“All the Nolans [movies] are present here; I’m surprised no one’s a fucking magician!” - Steve
On our first episode of the year, the four of us bend our understanding of reality to chat about a real massive let down, Robert ...
2024-01-02 05:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Happy New Year, loyal Patreon subscribers!
We're so very thankful for each and every one of you as we hit the ground running in 2024. We hope you all had a restful and fun end of your year. We're so stoked to kick this new year into high gea...
2024-01-01 11:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Dispatch Eighty Two December 30, 2023

Greetings WHM F...
2023-12-30 17:44:35 +0000 UTC
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Well gang, we asked and you answered—and we mean A LOT of you answered! Thanks so much for participating in this inaugural year-end poll. Hopefully we can make this a yearly tradition in the WHM Patreon World!
After tallying all the ...
2023-12-29 11:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Holy smokes, it's our final Nexus episode of 2023!
First up on TOS, it's the kinda cool, but also creepy-as-hell episode, "Requiem for Methuselah"! Premiering back on February 14, 1969, this episode has The Big Three trying to get m...
2023-12-28 11:00:02 +0000 UTC
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“What I don’t understand, is how he does not have a guest room for people to come visit him!” - Chris on Santa’s accommodations
On our final episode of 2023, we’re racing toward New Year’s to get away from the exhausting...
2023-12-26 05:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Hey folks, Merry Christmas! Here's your heads-up for Patreon releases happening the week of December 25, 2023!
First up, even though today is Christmas Day, we're keeping the holiday spirit alive with this wee...
2023-12-25 11:00:07 +0000 UTC
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On our final commentary of the year, we’re chatting over what is possibly the best entry in the franchise, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban! How refreshing is it to get a wildly better director at the helm? Why did Dumbledore th...
2023-12-22 11:00:08 +0000 UTC
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On this month's Animation Damnation episode, we're celebrating the TENTH ANNIVERSARY OF ANIMATION DAMNATION (!!!) by talking about the tragic Doug holiday episode, "Doug's Christmas Story"!
2023-12-21 11:00:04 +0000 UTC
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“He’s such an idiot for running right into this fucking turbine…” - Eric on Alan Rickman’s character’s adultery
On this week’s episode, our mission to bring Holiday Cheer to you and yours is almost completely deraile...
2023-12-19 05:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Hi Folks,
It's that time again. Wherein you ask a brief, direct question below and we do our best to answer it in next month's Big Daddy Dispatch! Please be sure to sign your question below with your name and where you're writing from.
2023-12-18 20:19:50 +0000 UTC
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Hey gang, here's your heads-up for this week's Patreon releases happening for the week of December 18, 2023!
First up, this Tuesday we'll be dropping our next holiday-themed WHM episode as we tackle the bl...
2023-12-18 17:20:43 +0000 UTC
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On this edition of our Lifetime (and Lifetime-adjacent) Movie recap show, we're chatting about the fairly embarrassing holiday romantic fantasy, A Very Nutty Christmas!
Does anyone who celebrates Christmas give this much of a ...
2023-12-15 11:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Hey gang, we're so stoked to share the first ever WHM year-end listener poll! We're big end-of-year list-making folks around the WHM offices and this year we wanted to start branching out and hearing from you all! Hopefully we can turn this into a...
2023-12-14 15:05:44 +0000 UTC
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On this very special edition of our Star Wars side show, the Gleep Glossary, we're going back and taking another stab at the much-maligned, and rightfully so, Star Wars Holiday Special!
Originally a...
2023-12-14 11:00:04 +0000 UTC
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“All this, over the treatment of a magic cookie-eater!” - Chris on Santa Claus-related outrage
On this week’s holly-jolly horror-tinged episode, we’re chatting about the totally kick-ass Christmas slasher, Silent Night D...
2023-12-12 05:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Hey gang, just wanted to give you all a quick heads-up as to which Patreon offerings are coming your way this week!
First up, Tuesday's AD-FREE episode of WHM is dropping for fo...
2023-12-11 20:18:07 +0000 UTC
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Hey, look! It's our raucous flashback to sexy, sunny, 1990's Los Angeles on MELR0210!
First up on Beverly Hills, 90210, the girls are back from Paris and Brenda is annoying as ever on "Castles in the Sand," which firs...
2023-12-08 11:00:05 +0000 UTC
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