Chapter 94: Getting Crabs at a Brothel
William Oh once got his head latched onto by a mind-controlling crab. After a week of mind-bending hallucinations…the hive-mind was under his control.
- Jazon Salazar<...
2025-01-08 20:14:33 +0000 UTC View Post
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Chapter 93: A night for romance
There were a couple places they had in mind to check for dark secrets: Abandoned docks, like Reese had suggested And the church of Granesh, because they had such a fine time breaking in the last time they went for a walk, and if there was a secret...
2025-01-07 00:48:28 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 92: Cracked Immortal
Fighting William Oh is like fighting a tornado. A force of nature. I personally witnessed no less than fifty men violently tossed around and battered with furniture, all the while grasping at nothing but air. Then he came for me.
You guys wanna see the fight?
We all have an idea of how it turned out, but i was wondering how disappointed you would be if I skipped to the morning after?
2025-01-02 18:51:56 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 91: Hold My Beer
Paragraph 82, subsection 3: On Knife Fighting.
Mutually agreed upon knife-fights are legally binding for settling disputes between Party Leaders. They are to be confined to indoor areas, as bleeding into...
2025-01-01 19:34:52 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 90: Ocean Life
William Oh arrived at The Flotilla on a ghost ship, carved from the bones of a dead leviathan and piloted by ghosts.
Once they docked, tales spread like wildfire of deckhands and voluptuous chambermaids that seemed to appear and...
2024-12-30 22:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 89: Gone Fishing
The first time William Oh ever went fishing, he caught ‘The Big One’ without a fishing rod or bait…one handed.
And blind.
…Technically he was the bait.
- &nb...
2024-12-27 17:42:40 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 88: Selachimorpha Cloud Formation
“Travis.”
Travis’s eyes snapped open, the light of early morning peeking over the edge of the raft edge beside his head. “Shit.”
“Indeed.” Loth said, from where she loomed above him. “The rest of the Party forgot you ex...
2024-12-25 17:34:28 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 87: That’s How You Get Crabs
William Oh’s first meal on the Sixth Floor was comprised of King Crab and Flying Caviar that stretched as far as the eye can see. He ate so much expensive fish in a single sitting, that if it had been released to the public, it would’ve cr...
2024-12-23 17:32:48 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 86: 6th Floor
William Oh conquered the entire Sixth Floor and never once got wet. And yes, I’m including the underwater nation of Gabben Sa’luud.
- Jason Salazar
What does 'Permeated tissues' Even mean?
So I wasn't even sure myself what this would do for Mason. I'm dabbling with a handful of ideas, and was wondering what you guys thought was cool.
regardless of which one we pick, his skin is going to take on a faint mother-of-pearl look.
Chapter 85: Spoils of War Pt. 2
“Punth me in the fathe.” Reggie said around the mouthguard.
“I believe you.” Will said, holding his hands up. “Just because it says it reduces damage to your nervous system doesn’t mean there won’t be any. I’m not gonna give ...
2024-12-18 18:33:08 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 84: Spoils of War
“This…this is more than we’ll ever need.” Travis said, his gaze crossing the pile of loot in the center of Bee’s abandoned warehouse. Rare sacrifices, weapons, and jewelry was piled up in the center of the room with casual disdain for th...
2024-12-16 16:47:06 +0000 UTC View PostA tidal wave of loot kicks off book 3. Help me out here.
Alright, so I started writing Chapter 84 which is right around where we are starting book three and the exploration of Floor 6+, and I realized I need to come up with A LOT of new Relics for the party and it's slowing down the chapter designing an...
2024-12-13 16:42:34 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 83: The Tournament’s Real Prize
They took him to a private room in the palace and Will was once again surrounded by people he was fairly sure could end him in the blink of an eye. Ghoul, Bakton, and Luis, who had been waiting for the three of them.
Luis gestured for them t...
2024-12-11 16:35:54 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 82: Bakers United
‘They say William oh singlehandedly saved the city of Akul by wrestling four kaiju to the ground at once. There should be nose hairs, He had one nose hair in each arm-‘
‘That’s dumb, he rode a black dragon into battle an...
2024-12-09 20:16:39 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 81: Dance with the Rotwitch
Danced with the Rotwitch.
- Climber idiom for ‘died horribly’
Will’s stats were very good…for a level twenty-four.
His Acuity was particularly excell...
2024-12-06 22:18:48 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 80: Kicking Things Off
When more than one god has a claim to a truly exceptional soul, they try to outbid each other, offering incentives to the soul to join their afterlife, raising the god’s power and prestige.
William Oh cheated the system by arr...
2024-12-04 20:37:49 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 79: Prison Blues
“So what are you in for?” Void asked, leaning up against the wall and staring at the prisoner in the cell across from him. The emaciated prisoner had disheveled brown hair and a wild look in his blue eyes. He was relatively tall, maybe a hair ...
2024-12-02 21:28:47 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 78 ‘Fencing’
A forty-foot long snake coalesced out of the miasma in the air, its serpentine loops pooling around him and nearly blocking Will’s sight of his opponent.
The snake’s head reared high above Will and oriented on his opponent with an unnatu...
2024-11-29 18:37:36 +0000 UTC View PostThanksgiving Brainstorming.
I got cooking and cleaning today, family over tomorrow, so chances are I won't have time to write a chapter. Expect the next chapter to be on Friday-sat.
I will do some writing today, but when my wife is 100% awake, I'm obligated to pitch i...
Chapter 77: New Blood
Will’s eyes narrowed as he took in the slightly built girl in front of him.
“What better way to settle who’s the better Phantom thief once and for all than a tournament?” Bee said, gesturing to their surroundings where thousands of f...
2024-11-25 20:38:47 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 76: Hypothetical Countermeasures
One may be excused for believing that William Oh can see the future: He can’t. He has an outstanding capacity to recognize patterns, which, to the untrained eye may SEEM like he is predicting the future.
He has however, on occ...
2024-11-22 20:38:01 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 75: Nothing Personal
I saw William Oh get mad once. It was just a bit scary.
- Tracy Manon, level 35 Announcer
“Frederick, Welcome to Akul...
2024-11-20 17:59:28 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 74: Teaching Caution
It’s said that Lumesh finally found William Oh one of those nights of searching for his missing jaw. He possessed one of William’s servants, a black dragon, prince among his kind, aiming for revenge against William Oh.
The g...
2024-11-18 18:29:40 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 73: Round Three
There was one upside to fighting two matches in one day:
Will didn’t have to do anything but rest the next day. He vaguely suspected a setup, but when they marched him and the debuffer out onto the stage, Will’s opponent fo...
2024-11-15 20:21:10 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 72: Round 2
Theres no such thing as a ‘fair fight’ with William Oh. Merely being his opponent has already put you at a disadvantage. What did you expect? A fight where either side has an equal chance of losing? William Oh doesn’t lose.
-&...
2024-11-13 18:44:37 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 71: A race is run in an alley before the first step is taken
Bron Gilder, the level 50 Bishop of the church of Granesh clicked his tongue as Hiro Tomaki walked out of the arena into the contestant’s area, his body stiff and trembling with shame as he struggled to blink the sand out of his eyes without dam...
2024-11-11 19:35:55 +0000 UTC View PostIdeas for the next five fighters?
We're gonna have six rounds and I'd like a few of the other contenders have a few surprises/gimmicks of their own that Will has to think on his feet to defeat.
I'm interested in interesting Abilities, and cool synergies between Relics and A...
Chapter 70: Round One
The day of the tournament marched towards them, but Will didn’t sit idle. Motivated by the fact that his life was on the line, he channeled all his energy into three things:
#1: Power. Will bribed/coerced a few solo Climbers into gi...
2024-11-10 23:23:59 +0000 UTC View Post