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Book 2 Cover

Okay there are 2 cover ideas that scored well, and one I personally liked, I will list all of them and we'll find out which one you guys wanna see. when the vote's done, I'll make a collage and send it to the artist.

#1 the gang in 1970's C...

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Chapter 236: Catch-22

“The first part of this procedure will be washing away bits of Paradox and then resetting the System,” Tyrannus’s tech explained as he worked through the issues they faced.

“We’ll apply a gentle corrosive agent to the combined symb...

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Chapter 235: Confidence Man

“Care to explain what you’re doing in my domain, human?” A man asked, clad in what appeared to be a roman at-ease uniform, holding a pilum, a helmet resting on the stone throne beside him.

Not to imply romans were the inventers of war....

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Chapter 234: When Life Takes your Soul, Make Soulless Lemonade

When does an enemy stop fighting you? When they think you think they’ve already won.

- Some guy who thought he was clever

Getting the majority of your soul ripped wholesale of your body is a lot like a car crash: Yo...

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Chapter 233: I don’t Owe You


Perry knew the final confrontation was just around the corner, and he needed every ounce of power he could scrape together to survive it.

So he killed demons. Lots of 'em.

The Pernicious Prison swept across the battlefield, tearing...

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Chapter 232: Choosing a Battleground

Tyrannus was working on an essence accelerator, his aim to discover what kind of reactions took place when a thin, focused stream of essence smashed into another kind at nearly the speed of light, when he got the news.

He was right in the mi...

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Chapter 231: That’s How You Get Ants

Paradox Zauberer (Perry Z.)

Class: Potent Thaumaturge

Level 16

HP: 11

Body: 73

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Chapter 230: An Inconvenient Tide

“As funny as it would be to sell Gramma’s soul, I think not,” Perry said.

“Then there is nothing you could offer me.” Alkush said, waving a hand, causing the magical projection to go blank.

“I could offer you a chance to su...

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Chapter 229: Let Me Think About It

Perry was reading through the Compendium of Demonic entities, organized by Portfolio and hierarchy, absolutely delighted at the number of true names he was collecting. It was Christmas in Hell up in here. Not only that, the Compendium whe...

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Hey, I Need Cover Ideas

So the end of ISM book 3 kinda snuck up on me, and I realized i need to finish preparations for their ultimate release on Amazon, and I'm woefully behind. I need a cover for book 2 and 3, and my ideas for covers are kind of nebulous and lame.
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Chapter 228: Cleaning Out The Desk

Believing everything was cool until ‘Next week’ was naïve.

All of Tyrannus being above-board with Perry was so that the ONE time he lied, it would catch Perry off guard, and it would be the end.

At least, that’s what Perry belie...

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Chapter 227: Starting Shot

Seems clear. Perry thought, inspecting the empty grassland with every magical sense at his disposal.

He emerged from cover and began stomping on the ground, pacing back and forth across the ancient cornfield until he picked up the s...

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Chapter 226: Conversations with a dead guy

****Abrams****

“Have a drink, Professor Kline,” Abrams said, motioning to a glass with two fingers of scotch.

“I’d rather not.” The woman said, turning her hawknose up at the offer. Academics. Abrams was half pissed,...

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Chapter 225: The Bridge of Dreams

Perry’s toes tapped against the concrete floor of his workshop, humming along with the hits of the last decade, playing the mixtape he’d made for Ex’bergazzat.

He was stitching together a high-concept battery that stored dreams. For so...

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Chapter 224: Kids Say The Darndest Things

Perry was babysitting the kids, who were playing with Eugene while he finished up the last of his work for the day. The biomechanical death-machine ran circles around the kids, his arm-blades providing a good grip on the carpeted floor.

Ever...

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Chapter 223: Paradox’s Probability Dodge

“Chris! Didn’t you just…” The kid said, pointing over his shoulder with a frown.

A moment later his eyes widened.

“You’re not Chris.”

“No!” Perry shouted. “That stupid kid from earlier switched places with me!...

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Chapter 222: Spycraft is Dirty Dangerous and Boring

Cargo Manifest

-Objects obtained from Site 14, confiscated from survivors of SEAL team 5

Destination: Furlow Containment Center.

Purpose: Study and research for the purpose of understanding Exo-humans, possible s...

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Chapter 221: The Danger of Delegation

“It’s beautiful…” Dave said, his nose pressed up against the glass of the tank holding the replacement horn.

The horn was floating in the center of a vat, connected to a hunk of artificial bone marrow by a delicate weave of pulsing v...

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Chapter 220: Ribbed for her pleasure

Showing inhuman reflexes, Dad switched tracks, turning to grab Sera under the arms and tossing her into the air.

“Hello sweetie!” he shouted as Sera squealed in delight. A tornado caught her in midair and brought her into Hexen’s arms ...

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Audio Series! (and Benefits)

Hey, guys! An Industrial Strength Magic audio-series has been in production for quite a while now on Soundbooth Theater. Well, I'm happy to report that the first epi...

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Chapter 219: Feels Like The First Time

“He’s got fins on his head!” Sera shouted, pointing at one of Dave’s thugs reclining against the red-brick wall of Funkytown. The fin-headed hired muscle stuck out a forked tongue at Sera.

“Yes he does, sweetie, but you don’t hav...

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Chapter 218: Paradox, Family Man

***3 years later***

“And so, having vanquished his enemies most thoroughly, Clifford the big red dog set about stabilizing the monarchy by fragmenting the power wielded by his vassals, such that no one else could threaten his rule ever aga...

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Chapter 217: Back From Vacation

“Run!” Perry shouted, flicking a hand towards Nocturne and modifying the air to dull sound.

“Whoo!” Heather whooped as she dove into the floor.

“Why are they attacking you!?” Nat asked as Perry shoved the stunned Freddy Ste...

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Chapter 216: You are Exiled


Charles took a step back as Perry stood.

The surrounding crowd parted as Paradox walked forward, every stride of his matched by a tiny flinching shuffle backwards from his uncle.

Perry lightly pushed off the ground with his ...

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Chapter 215: Christmas Party

XP to Next Level: 814

Perry was so close he could taste it. Gorm had netted him slightly more than twenty-thousand XP, and ONE completed quest could finish his ascension.

Or a couple dead folk.

Perry did...

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Chapter 214: Slapping a godlike being to death

The sound of baby screams cut through the night, as Seraphine woke up angry and startled Gareth awake with her flailing.

They tried separating them, but then Gareth would cry inconsolably, and that would make Seraphine cry.

Heather tuc...

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Chapter 213: Got your number

Perry stared at the photos. He had them all printed out and plastered them across the underground lair, making the inhabitants somewhat nervous, seeing the engine of their downfall so elegantly captured.

“What is different about these!?”...

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Chapter 212: Glamour Shot

It didn’t have a name.

It didn’t really have a strong grasp of self, only Mate, Food, and Invader.

Those last two were interchangeable.

Not that it would understand the concept of ‘interchangeable’.

The cap...

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Chapter 211: Birds of a feather

***Charles***

“No I couldn’t possibly eat any more, Mirika,” Charles said, waving off the attentions of the Castoff woman who seemed determined to stuff him to the gills with savory meat and mushroom stew.

Their entire undergroun...

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Level 15 Perks!

Level fifteen is right around the corner. We're probably talkin'...2 weeks, maybe sometime around halloween?

Level fifteen is a HUGE spike in power, and there lies a serious chance that it'll be so huge that it destroys the power curve.
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