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MT 207 - Buffs, Cooldowns, Consumables. Burn Them All.

MT 207 - Buffs, Cooldowns, Consumables. Burn Them All.

You have observed the Consecration spell!

Consecration

Divine

Cost: 25 Mana

Req...

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MT 206 - No Avatar Flesh After Midnight

MT 206 - No Avatar Flesh After Midnight

Holy Water of Yara’s Favor

Time Remaining: 1 minute

 

HP: 1087 -> 1317

 

“Thanks,”&nb...

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MT 205 - Soundtrack

MT 205 - Soundtrack

“Grotto, got any idea what this weave does?”

[It… appears to be nonsense.]

Hysteria began muttering arcane phrases, their voice low and sonorous. Each syllable hammered against t...

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MT 204 - Unified Theory of Demanifestation

MT 204 - Unified Theory of Demanifestation

My mind split in two. One half began to filter through the observations I’d just made, while the other processed Hysteria’s question and the resulting conversation.

I glanced at my ...

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MT 203 - Is That a Skeleton in Your Closet, or a Divine Avatar Looking to Kill Us All?

MT 203 - Is That a Skeleton in Your Closet, or a Divine Avatar Looking to Kill Us All?

HP: 643 -> 873

 

I was a touch surprised when Xim pumped a Heal into my back, but Skeletor Hysteria didn’t r...

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MT 202 - Special Guest Star

MT 202 - Special Guest Star

The souls of everyone present rippled as the Dread Star’s true name caused reality to shudder. The boiling conflict between us froze as the three syllables delivered overwhelming context. The Dread Star...

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MT 201 - Banana Sandwich

MT 201 - Banana Sandwich

While the scuffle ensued, the hefty Hyrachon took the opportunity to sidle over to me, their impractically massive sword resting against a shoulder. He squatted down and looked me over, appraising me with a si...

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MT 200 - Bro, Can You Even Bench the World’s Largest Land Mammal?

MT 200 - Bro, Can You Even Bench the World’s Largest Land Mammal?

Heavy.

That was the only thought I could muster for the first few seconds after I regained consciousness. I was face down on the ground, a mess of blurry lights...

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Quick Update 11-12-24

Hey folks,

Got hit with some sinus problems that put me down with a migraine for a few days. Monday chapter will probably be out tomorrow, and aiming to be back on schedule for Thursday.

Thanks! 

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MT 199 - Time to Meet Our Host

MT 199 - Time to Meet Our Host

Something about the darkness was magical. Despite seeing a shadowy figure approaching, they never came into focus, even after coming to a stop only twenty feet away. Their soul was obscured, making it im...

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MT 198 - What’re Ya Sellin’?

MT 198 - What’re Ya Sellin’?

“Is something the matter?” asked Avarice.

“No, far from it,” I said. “One moment, please.”

“Grotto, do we still have all the vines from the overgrown Dominion Ivy Plant?...

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MT 197 - What’re Ya Buyin’?

MT 197 - What’re Ya Buyin’?

Avarice’s soul cut into mine like a precision scalpel. At first, I thought she’d gone back on her word, that she was planning to turn me into some kind of Dread Star Q&A slave, but the soul conn...

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MT 196 - The Hippo, The Witch, and The Wardrobe

MT 196 - The Hippo, The Witch, and The Wardrobe

Shortcut had me and Grotto halfway down the hall before the end of the first unexpected syllable. Gracorvus was up, Somncres was ready, and Grotto had both shields between himself and th...

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MT 195 - The Chapter in Which the Combined Skills of Both Myself and My Bonded Familiar are Completely Useless

MT 195 - The Chapter in Which the Combined Skills of Both Myself and My Bonded Familiar are Completely Useless

It turned out Lito had his own dream hammer. That is, a hammer that sent people to dreamland by force. It was a rubber mall...

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MT 194 - When to Hit Your Guests, Part II

MT 194 - When to Hit Your Guests, Part II

I paused a few feet away from Lito and Myria and gestured for Sineh to keep moving. She shot me a worried look, then walked forward to slip between the pair.

“A saboteur wove an advanc...

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MT 193 - Judgment

MT 193 - Judgment

“I don’t think it’s a good idea to hit him.”

[Culturally, it is the strongest way for you to deny his accusations.]

“Consorting with an avatar isn’t a crime in the books ...

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MT 192 - Arlo Xor’Drel, Esquire: Ace Attorney

MT 192 - Arlo Xor’Drel, Esquire: Ace Attorney

“Excuse me,” I said to a servant who’d paused to listen to the exchange. He was a middle-aged man whose name I’d learned was Eric. He held a tray of chilled drinks that looked de...

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MT 191 - Leon the Prosecutor

MT 191 - Leon the Prosecutor

No sooner had I shrugged on my boa and shrugged off Myria’s Disregard spell, than Lord Leon Heronwyte appeared. It was uncanny, and I assumed the man either had people tracking me, or some ability that l...

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MT 190 - Napkin Hunt

MT 190 - Napkin Hunt

“How’d you like the smoking room?” I asked, glancing back at Lito as we exited. “We put it together just for you.”

He raised an eyebrow. “Really?” he said, sounding doubtful.

“Only the ...

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MT 189 - Allies Close, Danger Closer

MT 189 - Allies Close, Danger Closer

The king and I continued our discussions for another hour. His focus with the party’s upcoming meetings with the Littans was to establish some expectations for what he believed we’d encounter. ...

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MT 188 - Insider Knowledge

MT 188 - Insider Knowledge

“We knew we’d make some people unhappy when we went into Deijin’s Descent,” I said. “That Delve wasn’t the most combat-focused, but we were under threat the entire time we were in there. I’m st...

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MT 187 - The King

MT 187 - The King

This was a moment that we had put a lot of thought into, and no small portion of Riona’s lessons were focused on how to greet a royal. As the king walked into the Closet, all Hiwardians present dropped to one knee,...

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MT 186 - Royal Security

MT 186 - Royal Security

Shortly after being invited to establish my own nation by Zenithar Zura, Varrin and Xim found their way to the lounge. Zura excused herself to retire, granting me some time to mull things over, and she assured ...

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MT 185 - Accidental Nation Building

MT 185 - Accidental Nation Building

I was not averse to learning. I often took it upon myself to investigate and explore a variety of subjects, Delver-related or otherwise. I was the type to fixate on a topic that struck my fancy and ...

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Quick Update 10/7/24

This post has sad pet news. If you're sensitive to that, all it's really saying is that I got behind on writing but I'm catching up this week.

Hello folks,

Last week was a solemn one for my household, as one of our dog...

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MT 184 - When To Hit Your Guests & Other Lessons on Etiquette

MT 184 - When To Hit Your Guests & Other Lessons on Etiquette

“This is incredible,” I said. “Thank you, it’s perfect.”

“Perfect would be if it turned all your enemies to treasure with a single touch,” Khigra re...

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MT 183 - Showing Off ‘The Hammer’

MT 183 - Showing Off ‘The Hammer’

Varrin looked fresh as new-fallen snow. He wore a white silk shirt, pristine and with nary a wrinkle or speck of dust. It was loose-fitting in a way that miraculously made his Herculean musculatur...

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MT 182 - Home & Garden & Very Small Pants

MT 182 - Home & Garden & Very Small Pants

I didn’t end up testing my reforged skills after having lunch for breakfast. Once I’d eaten my fill, fatigue hit me hard enough that my sleep-deprived brain thought I was under att...

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MT 181 - Project: Unavoidable Harm

MT 181 - Project: Unavoidable Harm

My first thought for Oblivion Orb was to exchange the crit trigger for a trigger that caused the orb to teleport forward a short distance when it contacted any sort of armor or mitigating ability. Th...

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MT 180 - Skill Forge

MT 180 - Skill Forge

Grotto and I teleported back to my Pocket Penthouse to begin reforging my active skills. We spent some time setting up a dedicated meditation space clear of anything distracting or destructible. I’d never had a ...

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