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How to Make a "Non-Sexual," Airport Themed, Comedy Sketch

Added 2020-01-22 01:52:34 +0000 UTC

Step 1. Find a Treadmill. If you're a broke college student, who has never exercised before like we are, you probably don't own one. We recommend putting out an ad on insta, in the hopes a friend's mom is willing to loan hers for your "school project". Then pray she never sees it.

Step 2. Film several B-roll shots at a real airport, so you can cut them between the shots of the fake set you're about to build. Remember the TSA doesn't give a shit, they'll even let you put a tripod-ed camera on the luggage belt. As long as you're as white as Mitch, they won't suspect a thing!

Step 3. Time to build your luggage conveyor belt set! Fold some razor sharp sheets of aluminum flashing, slice some flaps into a rubber yoga mat, steal all the luggage from your collective families' homes, then throw it all on a treadmill... and BOOM! You'll have angry redditors argue whether it's a green screen, or at a real baggage claim for days!

Step 4. Lube yourself up, make sure the camera's turned on, and get copy-write claimed by your favorite band for making the worst music video they've never wanted.

The results should look similar to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H29O25gA0r0

Hope this was helpful! And please keep this a secret, only patrons as handsome as YOU can handle the truth of how this video was made.