Episode 88 - Short Kings Anthem

lol

Bryton Janissen

lol

Bryton Janissen

i cringed when noel used "a little sweet" to say curtis seems gay

Abigail Mulcahy

💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

I'm a week younger than Cody and still haven't come to terms with my age. Don't do this to me, dawg.

grocery stores really are depressing as fuck for no reason

danielle

Hey! This podcast is funny and I enjoy it

the first 4 mins of this is absolutely miserable

Grand Rapids tomorrow who’s ready to turn the frigg up

Just to warn you guys there’s 30 fucking days in the second season of the Love Island game. If you guys never get around to it, we won’t be butthurt. You’re busy movin up 👑👑

Erica Cuchna (Chuck-nah)

LMFAOOOO

No I don’t cum into my socks

TMG

Did you guys ever play WoW bc i know you guys have talked about it, i just didn’t know if you guys ever played

hey y’all i’m a fellow short king appreciate y’all this song fr got me laid so thanks for that and y’all keep doing ur thing and i’ll see ya at the next show 😉

Keegan Butler

Ay can we get a "new studio" vlog

Andrae

So I woke up Saturday morning in a ton of pain. Eventually it had me nearly crying on my knees. At that point I told my wife we need to go to the hospital. Her response was “let me find my phone” upon exclaiming “fuck your phone” I called 911 on my own phone and woke up without my appendix. I was just wondering if there’s anything funny you guys can say about losing your appendix. Idk .. my challenge to you this week fellas.

Yo did y'all forget about Eminem when talking about serious rappers who straight up drop comedy in their bars? That was the whole point of the em/slim shady dichotomy.

aye no

TMG

Factor 50 is in relation to the phrase ‘laying it on thick’ which they use a lot as an analogy to sun block. Factor 50 is strong sun block implying that they are grafting hard with the other person

noel as someone from scotland my ears beg you to go back and study hard the accent more before i have to hear that attempt again sdhfsjhd

kat

WHOS ON THE OTHER WALL

Mitch Board

i’m gonna bleach my hair for the third toronto show so i can look like how stupid cody looks with bleached hair

can you guys do an episode with aleena and kelsey pleeeasssseee?

Noel, you should watch the GoT documentary they made. It's about the production of season 8. Its super interesting and looks exhausting.

existential crisis not even 5 minutes in

you guys should remake the dinner scene in Striking Vipers

Hamzah

Got the MAG tickets for the California show, can’t wait to see the OG Short Kings in person!!! (Also I’m 6’3” and have been thinking about making a shirt that’s something like ‘We Stand with Short Kings’🤷‍♂️)

Benjamin Lantz

Honestly I enjoy you guys releasing music and having it be more light hearted. I agree, people aren't used to that and don't know how to "react" to it bc its comedy but at the same time its actually good!!!

cody really out here lookin like Hilary Clinton with brown hair

Sumair

Lol

TMG

Guys don’t overthink too much! Just have fun with what you do 😊

Eavanah Tyler

Y’all having an existential crisis. 🤣

Eavanah Tyler

you guys need to watch “I think you should leave” on netflix I wanna hear what u guys have to say about it! it’s soooo fucking good

Jeremiah Hernandez

How can you watch love island?

We need the tmg nardwuar interview to finally figure out Noel’s race

cody’s legs are so hairy

It’s a popular sample. Kendrick, A.CHAL and others have used it

TMG

can't wait for Black Mirror to come out with Hand Clit episode

what a ruse i really thought you moved when i listened to the audio

Angelique

Damn that crisp 4K quality 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

Just__Jonathan

hey bimbos i have a question about IFYB did y’all sample that or make it bc i found a song that sounds EXACTLY like it that came out a yr later and I’ve been thinking about this for days pls give me the answers I desire

cody out here looking like oliver from call me by your name. nice

melanie

i really like this higher quality even though it took longer to get up

Granit Krasniqi

You guys didnt respond to my comment so im canceling my 5$ subscription to this podcast. SMH you guys are terrible.

respond. to. my. fucking. dms. noel.

almost 30 year olds calling themselves dads for making corny jokes and occasionally forgetting things is the same thing as 25 year old girls calling themselves grandmas for being tired after a festival weekend change my mind

yo Noel, I finished Invisalign and it's amazing!! make sure you always have a pocket toothbrush and a tiny toothpaste, good luck king

I like listening to your stuff because I have enough heavy shit in my life I don't need my music to add to it. It's nice to have music to match a mood, but I am only in a mood about 10% of the time so I need something for the in-between. I also appreciate clever lyrics, I find " comedy" "meme" rappers make some of the more clever lyrics, I like Oliver tree and yung gravy as well.. but look at Childish Gambino sure he has some serious stuff, but at the same time, he also created the line " my dick is like an accent mark, it's all about the over E's" I always appreciate a good pun. my husband and I love your stuff. I dunno where I am going with this. good song

MissBrandiBean

man I never thought id be more uncomfortable with my life choices after watching 5 minutes of a damn podcast

Bryton Janissen

Factor 5-50 is a rating for sun block. So like 0-50 is like tone down the heat

Conor R.

You gotta minus the money they give to managers, taxes, etc. it probably isn’t even close to that much

Love it! Also as a person w tits I agree that the tit grab makes u feel safe

Jack Luthy

We fr in these mfers head theyre questioning their youth. Senile old farts.

Will Watson

Hey guys just wanted t p[op in and remind you that we are nearing the end of June and was wondering when the May bonus episode was coming out?

yalls friendship gives me life

Eavanah Tyler

Little more detail about Air Drake, it is a Boeing 767-200 leased through CargoJet. So he didn't purchase it specifically but has leased it through CargoJet. He still pays for operating costs but not the actual plane.

Gabriel Curnutt

cody and noel literally make 294,000 a year (each) from this podcast. i-

solace♡︎

Fuck yeah love island season 2 I would’ve never known I deleted the app!

Erica Cuchna (Chuck-nah)

i loved this pod!! i really love hearing all the music talk. you guys don’t take enough credit for how great your music is and that u ARE creating innovative stuff and making it more mainstream. you, christian and spock are a great team. really proud of y’all ♥️♥️ no homo

courtney

Love me some short king nose hairs

Pod episode, new song, and a music video I am being FED on my birthday

Paige Graham

stream on twitch and finish the love island game szn 1 in one shot

this 4k makes me feel like I'm sitting with y'all

kyra

This episode sponsored by ankles and Nintendo switch

Alex Wall

grocery stores set off my depression too!! thats so fucking crazy noel i didn't think anyone else got that feeling

Deegan Reeves

Today is also Midsummer solstice for all the short kings.

2oV

song so good you’re making tall guys wish they were short

Love me a good existential crisis pod

Wait, I thought everyone had a patented dump hole?!

Avery Leland

2 for 2 on standing shows in Pittsburgh seeing you guys

jesus christ short kings anthem goes crazy and the video clean as hell congrats boys cant wait to see you guys in MTL (don't go eat at st hubert its so overrated)

They got the girl from Vine to host the US Love Island Arielle Vandenberg, like how crazy is that? Can’t wait for Noel to host the US version of Naked Attraction lol

Spencer Neblett

4’11

there isnt, the patreon app sucks real hard

what is the easiest way to watch this on mobile without it quitting every time i go back into the app?

Anyone down for a VS match on Striking Vipers ? ;) 😏🍆

Juan Meza

Also, the song slaps

2oV

Sometimes there just way too much knee :(

Juan Meza

I watched the audio, but you're wrong if you don't think I'm watching this too.

2oV

What height to you have to be to qualify as a short king?

Hell yeh

Bayley Milsted

Idk why but cody wearing shorts on the podcast is something I don’t enjoy seeing

Colin McClelland

Quick lil flex in the description okay

Chris Carvajal

i want to hear cody say you know the vibes ironically