Petty Pumpkins

AUGUST PATREON EXCLUSIVES!

Added 2025-08-10 17:18:25 +0000 UTC

The votes are in and the results are sickeningly stunning. This month, your exclusive treats include extraterrestrial enigmas, undead antics, psychological shivers, fierce fashion—and one juicy gossip session straight from Petty Pumpkins HQ.

🆓 FREE TIER — ALIEN EARTH (1x1) FIRST TIME REACTION (FREEBIE!) First contact has been made… and it’s out of this world 👽✨
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📦 (PATREON UNBOXING HAUL! #4 🎁💛)

🎃 $5 Party Pumpkin Tier — WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (fangs out, sass up) Eternal life has never been this petty 🦇💀

☕ $10 Piping Hot Tea Tier —Room 1408 is waiting… and it’s already reserved for you 🛎️🚪

👑 $15 Pettiest Pumpkin Tier — CLUELESS (You thought we'd let the 30th Anniversary pass without a commentary?) As if! 💅🏻

🎤 $20 Petty Pumpkin Podcast Tier — Ep. #25: All the tea from inside Petty Pumpkins HQ (as we're gearing up for our favorite time of year!) 🎃☕👀