by my side: spooning you through the storm
Added 2025-02-18 05:57:59 +0000 UTC
the rain has not stopped, it's been steady for hours against the window. a quiet backdrop to our night together. you, here, pressed against me, warm, soft, exactly where you are supposed to be. this is where I sleep best, like this, holding you, wrapped around you, my own personal teddy bear. you shift a little, just enough to make me pull you closer without thinking, just enough to remind me i never want to sleep without you again.
This audio content is protected by copyright law. Unauthorized copying, distribution, or reproduction of this material is strictly prohibited. Legal consequences will be pursued against individuals found to be in violation.
Sleepy mumbles are the best ๐ฅน๐ฅฐ
Sassypants
2025-02-21 03:08:44 +0000 UTC
Itโs raining HEAVY tonight, so this audio is perfect for sleeping โค๏ธ
Aiza
2025-02-20 02:30:49 +0000 UTC
I get that for sure, my boss is very much a micromanager anddd my coworker explained basically how he is the other day and it clicked to me, he Mansplains to us alllll the time especially infront of patients๐. I know your trying to look good infront of them but, it makes us seem incompetent and itโs tiring when I already know what Iโm doing.
Kalilea
2025-02-19 11:37:43 +0000 UTC
Literally itโs my favorite comment on BMS!!
Kalilea
2025-02-19 11:33:50 +0000 UTC
Oh nooo Maia
Kalilea
2025-02-19 11:28:02 +0000 UTC
๐ฅน๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅน
Rose
2025-02-19 07:38:49 +0000 UTC
aw Iโm sorry babes. They gotta get their shit together fr
Gabriela
2025-02-19 01:32:26 +0000 UTC
๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
Laura
2025-02-18 21:23:38 +0000 UTC
Oh dear god no stop. ๐ซข
Kickis
2025-02-18 20:34:12 +0000 UTC
i think yours is based on ours ๐คฃ seems like there was even an "alt for danmark" at one point - and that's even worse than norge or sverige ahhaha
maia
2025-02-18 20:26:51 +0000 UTC
Wait, you have that show too? ๐ "Allt fรถr Sverige" is probably the cringiest TV show I've ever seen. Nobody should be that excited about being Swedish ... just be lagom.
Kickis
2025-02-18 20:22:08 +0000 UTC
But, and I now I'm going to overshare, he was responsible for one of my all time favourite fuckboy clap backs. He was really messy and he texted me out of the blue one night. He tried to lure me to his apartment with the fact that he got a kitten ... and I'm a dog person. So I told him "No thank you ... but good to hear you finally got some pussy though". ๐
Kickis
2025-02-18 20:12:41 +0000 UTC
i can't help but imagine all of them being like the people in "alt for norge" (๐)...
BUT, if you find yourself a canadian and he has a tall friend... you know where to find me ๐โโ๏ธ
maia
2025-02-18 20:10:00 +0000 UTC
But atleast one of them was crazy though ...
Kickis
2025-02-18 20:03:23 +0000 UTC
I can't. ๐ Maia there are half scandis half americans who have melanin and don't identify as vikings. I have dated them. ๐๐
Kickis
2025-02-18 20:02:32 +0000 UTC
Actually this is quite funny - today I applied for a job at a big international canadian company and all I could think about was "THIS IS THE WAY I'M GOING TO MEET MY CANADIAN LUMBERJACK, IT ALL MAKES SENSE!". ๐๐ซฃ๐ค
Kickis
2025-02-18 19:59:17 +0000 UTC
yea but instead of crazy you get the ick of them being scandi ๐คฃ (or, they are one of those with like 2% scandi claiming they are full on vikings ๐)
maia
2025-02-18 19:59:17 +0000 UTC
That's why you date someone who's half scandi and half american. You get the bubba but without the crazy. ๐
Kickis
2025-02-18 19:57:01 +0000 UTC
rightttt!! 'bubba' is probably the number one reason why i can't end up with a norwegian or swedish man โ it's actually my favorite thing to be called, ever.
maia
2025-02-18 19:50:12 +0000 UTC
11:07 had me crying
Pame๐
2025-02-18 19:45:26 +0000 UTC
That "I love you, bubba" @ 11:07 hit so good. ๐ฅฐ๐
Kickis
2025-02-18 19:45:16 +0000 UTC
My favorite audios are the ones sleeping by your side and you speak in them softly AAAAAAAh ๐ฅบ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
Pame๐
2025-02-18 19:43:30 +0000 UTC
like you said kickis, "don't feel responsible for other people's incompetence" - they don't know what they are missing out on by acting the way they are ๐ also in general, people suck ๐
thank god we can come home to the most komfy kozy kaudios and forget about life for a little while ๐ฉ
maia
2025-02-18 19:37:15 +0000 UTC
People are so needy, so insecure and so incompetent. But K's audios are amazing escapism. I just do a deep dive into the parenthood tag and pretend that Rora not sleeping is my biggest problem. ๐โค๏ธ
Kickis
2025-02-18 19:34:37 +0000 UTC
And do you know what the fucking kicker is? The first digital marketing campaign I managed did amazing. But my boss and my boss's boss is so terrified to try something new that they want to go with the same old tired concept that generates shit conversions. So I keep thinking "Why did they hire me when nobody listens to me or gives a fuck about what I say?" and cue the panic attacks. ๐
Kickis
2025-02-18 19:30:34 +0000 UTC
that is hellish ๐ญ I swear working just shows you how incompetent and needy people are! my mom does comms and this sounds like some of the crap she's has gone through too. anyways these audios help after shit work days
livy ๐
2025-02-18 19:30:08 +0000 UTC
Let me tell you about my professional hell: I work at a big, old-school company that has never had a successful digital communication or marketing strategy. They hired me to change that, but every time I try to do my job, I piss off every Karen in the company whoโs terrified of change. To make matters worse, my boss has the backbone of a snail, so Iโm the only one standing up for myself. Last week alone, I spent a total of eight hours in meetings calling out bullshit while people critizing the changes I'm doing - and my boss just sat there silently, offering zero support.
Kickis
2025-02-18 19:23:44 +0000 UTC
Have a good night sleep everyone <3
Angelqiqi
2025-02-18 18:23:26 +0000 UTC
i swear my job tried to unalive me today... you'll find me in bed, with this on replay in my ears for the rest of the evening ๐ง๐๐ค
maia
2025-02-18 18:04:52 +0000 UTC
he speaks ๐ฃ๏ธ i mean... he sleeps
11:07-11:21
special mentions:
the sleepy 'mhm's @1:10, the 'i love you, bubba' @ 11:07, the second of what sounds like beard scratchies @ 18:23, and of course the heavy breathing and tiny little snores throughout the whole thing
maia
2025-02-18 17:59:46 +0000 UTC
K, thank you for being so sweet and sharing intimate moments with us โฅ
Lilo
2025-02-18 17:43:05 +0000 UTC
Thank you! โค๏ธ We love the sleepy mumbles. ๐ฅฐ
Kickis
2025-02-18 17:39:39 +0000 UTC
You're so right cause the rain over here truly has not stopped ๐ญ
ReneeX
2025-02-18 17:17:22 +0000 UTC
We have sleepy mumbles, just canโt remember the time stamps. But they are there โค๏ธ (possibly more at the end but I fell asleep ๐ฅด)
Sassypants
2025-02-18 16:45:25 +0000 UTC
โyou, my own personal teddy bearโ It's so lovely ส๐งธษ Storm audio is my favorite audio. You make me feel more comfortable, especially in this audio series. I'll sleep while listening to this tonight. Thank you. ๐
Ss
2025-02-18 15:43:03 +0000 UTC
Spooning tag!!!
Aiza
2025-02-18 12:27:53 +0000 UTC
No stress, love. โค๏ธ
Kickis
2025-02-18 11:50:56 +0000 UTC
I know right?! It's almost like I can feel this breath on the back of my neck. Instant goosebumps.
Kitten๐โโฌ
2025-02-18 11:50:37 +0000 UTC
It's currently 4ยฐ here. Thanks K for this. Made me all Komfy and Kozy while snuggled down under all the blankets. I โค๏ธ "my own personal teddy bear ๐งธ ". Grabbing a stuffy and going back to sleep. Night K.
Kitten๐โโฌ
2025-02-18 11:39:40 +0000 UTC
hi babes, the timestamps are ready i'm just at work ๐ฉ will post on my lunch break ๐โโ๏ธ
maia
2025-02-18 11:38:38 +0000 UTC
I love this! ๐โค๏ธ In Maia we trust.
Kickis
2025-02-18 11:36:51 +0000 UTC
Omg ๐คฃ I opened this and said "let's see if Maia was already here" and then the first thing I see is your message ๐
Linne
2025-02-18 11:33:49 +0000 UTC
Where's Maia with the time stamps? I need to know if we got any cute sleepy mumbles. ๐๐ฅน๐ฅฐ
Kickis
2025-02-18 11:21:36 +0000 UTC
The sound on this one is just so crisp and clear, and I appreciate that so much ๐งก
Destiny
2025-02-18 10:13:58 +0000 UTC
personal teddy bear ๐ญ my heart
โ. ๐trina โน เฃช ห
2025-02-18 09:40:57 +0000 UTC
oopsie daisy ๐ฅด I got sucked into a book and lost track of time but Iโm sure this will help knock me right out. Thanks K!!
Colleen
2025-02-18 09:27:59 +0000 UTC
Aw just in time sir Bubba! ๐ฅฑ๐ด Sweet dreams K!
Caitlin
2025-02-18 09:15:30 +0000 UTC
Just what I needed exactly when I needed it. Maybe now I can sleep ๐
Carrie
2025-02-18 08:45:53 +0000 UTC
Itโs been snowing all yesterday. Time for more sleep!
Aiza
2025-02-18 08:00:51 +0000 UTC
โMy own personal teddy bearโ thatโs so cute!!๐งธโค๏ธ
Aiza
2025-02-18 08:00:22 +0000 UTC
the description is sponsored by the excellent use of โจthe commaโจ
ewa
2025-02-18 07:23:02 +0000 UTC
โMy own personal teddy bear.โ Excuse you ๐ฅน๐ญ
Sassypants
2025-02-18 07:14:28 +0000 UTC
I hope you get some rest K. Thanks for this tonight. Iโll be using it at bedtime ๐งก
Destiny
2025-02-18 07:04:56 +0000 UTC
Oh so you can predict my weather now huh?
hannah โกยด๏ฝฅแด๏ฝฅ`โกโฉ๐ฌฟ๐งท
2025-02-18 06:21:47 +0000 UTC
๐ฅฐโค๐งธ I can't wait for bedtime so I can listen and teleport myself into the audio mixed with my own fantasy and then go peacefully into dream land. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ด๐ด๐ค๐ฅฑ Almost...Almost there. Maybe an hour tops, if I can last that long. *yawns* It's 11F here but feels like -1F, and I'm going to brave the cold in jammies to take out the final trash stuff. ๐ฅถ๐ฅถ๐โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ง๐
Kay Jay - Celestial Aquamarine๐๐ฎ๐
2025-02-18 06:12:31 +0000 UTC
Ty love this
Chloe
2025-02-18 06:05:31 +0000 UTC